Fun parts of being married with a toddler: Sometimes, you’ll put your kid to bed, pour a giant glass of wine, and melt into the couch for the night.
Other times, you’ll put them to bed and then build a castle with their magnet tiles together.
I asked like 10 different people to go to the bar at 8am and crush some beers, while our hockey team takes Gold tomorrow. Not a single one could make it.
Lame.