Jon Reasoner

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

Pimp

[Jake Trotter @Jake_Trotter]

Amazing stat from @ESPNStatsInfo. The best game by a Power 5 RB each week last year still didn’t outrush Barry Sanders in 1988.

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

Kid definitely does drugs. #memiss #melike @Rob_Alert @Griffin_Pierce #windhorstisskinny

[Brian Windhorst @WindhorstESPN]

Wearing an eagle feather in his hair and wrapped in a traditional blanket Kyrie Irving was given the Lakota name "Little Mountain" in an emotional naming ceremony today in North Dakota: https://t.co/VBUov4tGRc

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

I'm dead. #patrick

[han @hannahhhhxoxo]

i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

@Richlew1s If it were a crime, wouldn't it mean that they would be arrested for being illegally underrated? Therefore they could no longer make music.

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

Big facts! #festivalreunited #mydude #myguy

[DK @DaneKoch]

Can’t wait for breakaway Saturday. Tomorrow & Sunday will be alright but SATURDAY!? ITS ON

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

@stet_daddy @Richlew1s #hookem #texasforever

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

Goat status @Colbz3 @_SLAMDUNC @Ayrness

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

14 years ago today, Zlatan scored his last Ajax goal... and what a goal it was! #ZlatanDoesntGetOlderHeLevelsUp https://t.co/uAjPnozF5P

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

@Griffin_Pierce

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

@_SLAMDUNC your boy! #mekindalike

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Phil's first tweet is a GIF of his two-eyed wink. Let's do this.

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

@Richlew1s Love em!

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

Greg Allen you pimp!

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

For the better part of 2018, I have argued that Parcs and Rec is the best comedy of the last 10 years. On Sept 5th, I will be reminded why It's Always Sunny is the GOAT. The 13th season. The greatest loss Netfliz has ever suffered.

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

Pedro SZN!!! @_SLAMDUNC @Colbz3 @Ayrness

[InsideCarolina @InsideCarolina]

Only halfway through an international exhibition game in August, but Coby White has already answered my questions as to whether or not he can play the point guard position for Roy Williams. Good vision, great speed, attacking style.

[Johnnie L. Dixon III @YoungKing_JD5]

Dials 911:

I’ll like to report a crime

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

Just because you shared that Cleveland thread, there are some goodies in here. @lauren_wilk

[Rachel Holt @ItsRachelHolt]

We're talking about bad dates at work:

@coxcourtney set off the fire alarm. @MarcDiBenz's date's dad showed him his gun collection. My date sent his dinner back and asked the waiter to cut his chicken into smaller pieces.

I need more bad date stories and I need them now!

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

10 out of 10 response. But let's face it. We know Joe was bad 5 years ago @Griffin_Pierce

[* @DaSportsSavant]

Joe Flacco response to Jalen Ramsey one of the funnier things I've read today

[Jon Reasoner @JR_Rider11]

Get big dog

[InsideCarolina @InsideCarolina]

Here it is, our exclusive clip of #UNC PG Seventh Woods’s huge dunk in today’s exhibition game in the Bahamas

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