We are in peak Donโt Look Up era. All experiencing this unprecedented heatwave (โthe coldest summer of the rest of your lifeโ) and yet article after article attacking Net Zero and Ed Miliband
Jamaican Patwa is Black culture don't ever try put urban on our ting so you can justify outsider's talking like us they are cosplaying tell them to speak like their parents!
๐ฃ๏ธ โWhat do we think of Tottenham?โ
Zohran Mamdani: โSh*t! Congratulations to them for staying in the league, big achievement! You canโt get beat by Arsenal if youโre not playing Arsenal!โ ๐คฃโค๏ธ
๐ฅ @pablofindsout
๐จ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐: Metropolitan Police confirms that Arsenal's parade is the biggest ever parade held in the country.
Over 1.5 million people estimated.
'Londonmaxxing'
A short explainer!
London is a miserable place to live apart from around 3 months of the year when the weather is (mostly) alright
All of the Londoners who have been hibernating for the winter are suddenly high on vitamin D as they're finally able to step outside of their ยฃ3000/mo tiny flat. They're also probably drunk.
What they are experiencing is a short window of increased quality of life that most people take for granted in other climates
In this moment, they feel an irresistible urge to broadcast how amazing London is in the summer, in order to feel better about their life choices
Bless them