Ian “Why don’t you lay down and get some rest. I’ll take him for a bit”
Me *crawls into bed but doesn’t sleep because all I can do is stare at my boys and think about how blessed I am*
My momma always offers to pick stuff up at the grocery store for us and her famous words when she leaves are always “text me if you think of something else you need” and I KNOW I’m gonna get that parking lot text every time that says “just now seeing this! Just left.” 😂
Ian won’t tell me how to sign certain things because he knows I’ll use it to be sassy with him whenever I want but his mom showed me how to sign “whatever” and “don’t care” and I cannot wait to let the silent sass rage on
*me packing some makeup in my hospital bag* my momma- “omg Jess are you serious?” Me *and I can’t forget my contour and highlight palette* “I’m just tryna glow while I’m in pain momma”
Ian talking to his buddies on #CallofDuty last night “Yeah my wife’s probably gonna have the baby a week or two early. She’s getting pretty big.” Oof I felt that
My cousin just made a FULL BLOWN POWERPOINT with a TED Talk on why he should get a dog. He brought it into the living room to present to the family. I’m done. Just give him the dog already. 😂