Florian Shirtz

CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC MIDFIELDER #8

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WE ARE CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC.

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Final.

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Oh dear. The opposition takes the lead on a penalty. #BBLCHI [5-4]

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CLINICAL!!!!!! CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC puts up a great passing display on the counterattack from the opposing team's corner, leading to a Messi goal off the Shirtz assist and an auraful hi five to follow. #CSJFC IS UP 3 IN THE 53RD MINUTE. #BBLCHI [1-4]

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BANGER!!!!! Shirtz lobs it in to Honeybun who puts a beautiful first touch on the ball and drives it straight into the net. CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC HAS SCORED 3 IN THE FIRST HALF. #BBLCHI [1-3]

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HE'S DONE IT!!!!!!!!! Shirtz with his first career goal, assisted by Nine Vicious. #CSJFC #BBLCHI [0-2]

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PHYSICALITY💪 John Pork Jr loses the ball but takes it right back and buries it. CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC up early. #BBLCHI [0-1]

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BALL DONT LIE!!!!!! Messi beats the keeper on this finish, set up by John Pork Jr after the clearance by Shirtz. #FCCHI [3-2]

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ARE WE SERIOUS REF???????? With a chance to equalize late in the game, Messi buries a beautiful finish off a Honeybun cross but is called offside. Once again #CSJFC is playing against the opposing team and the ref. #FCCHI [2-1]

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CLINICAL. In their promotion game, CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC's midfield shined on this goal, with Messi passing to Shirtz who sets up John Pork Jr for the finish. #FCCHI [0-1]

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ANOTHER!!!!!!! FISHERMAN SETS UP HONEYBUN WHO GETS HIS 4TH GOAL OF THE GAME!!!!!!! #CSJFC UP 5!!!!!!!!!! #TFCCHI [1-6]

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! In only 50 minutes and 4 shots, Honeybun has netted his first career hat trick!!!!!!! Messi sets him up beautifully and Honeybun buries it!!! We are witnessing GREATNESS!!!!!!!!! #CSJFC #TFCCHI [1-5]

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OHHHHHH GET IN!!!!!!!! Honeybun perfectly crosses it in to John Pork Jr, who heads it in with a deflection off the goalpost. #CSJFC HAS SCORED 4 IN THE FIRST HALF!!!!!!! #TFCCHI [1-4]

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Oh dear. Immediately after allowing their second goal of the night, our opponents kick it straight into their own net. HONEYBUN CREDITED WITH THE HAT TRICK. CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC UP 3 20 MINUTES INTO THE GAME. #CSJFC #TFCCHI [0-3]

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BALL DON'T LIE!!!!!!!! Shortly after his goal gets called offside, Honeybun scores ANOTHER beautiful goal off the Kirk assist. HE HAS NETTED A BRACE IN THE 17TH MINUTE!!!!!! WE ARE WITNESSING GREATNESS!!!!!! #CSJFC #TFCCHI [0-2]

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GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL Honeybun gets us on the board early with a BEAUTIFUL finish set up by Kirk. CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC IS UP 1-0 IN THE THIRD MINUTE!!! #CSJFC #TFCCHI [0-1]

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OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 WITH A CHANCE TO TIE, SHIRTZ PUTS IN A BEAUTIFUL LOB FOR HONEYBUN WHO HITS THE CROSSBAR💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC HAS BEEN RELEGATED IN A HEARTBREAKER💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 #INCCHI [1-0]

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@amarchism Leaked ref cam footage following The Chud's red card.

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Florian Shirtz and John Pork Jr

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GOING OUT ON A BANG!!!!!!!! Shirtz crosses it in off a free kick to Aura, who threads in a PERFECT pass for Messi who buries his second career goal. THIS IS THE START OF A GREAT CAREER FOR MESSI AND THE START OF DOMINANCE FOR CHISLAMMAJAMMA FC.