Renny

[Renny @JRennyC]

@FoxCricket @kayosports 15 minutes in and the commentators have not taken a breath. Warnie has chortled “first rock!” four times. Endless gratuitous advice. Even talking over each other. Do they think they have to fill every second? I’ll keep the vision and listen to the radio.

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens At the end of their DYNASTY, I coined the phrase "newly-sufferiong Hawks". Now already we're "long-suffering." So enjoy it while you can, Demon fans! In the blink of an eye, you might be newly-suffering...

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens When the Hawks DYNASTY ended, I coined the phrase "newly-suffering Hawks". Now already we're almost "the long-suffering Hawks." So get it while you can Demon fans: in the blink of an eye you could be newly-suffering too. Renny

[Renny @JRennyC]

@AndyBellairs

Hi, Andy - for some reason my tweet didn't twit! Surprised no-one else sent the obvious one:

"The dog ate my membership card..."
Cheers,

Renny

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens

Obviously: the dog ate my membership card.

Renny

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens
From Renny: with small son at Waverley, cold, wet, Hawks losing. Large lady behind us intoned "Bloooooooo Pow-errrr" (two tones: high - low),non-stop, the whole game. Hated Waverley and Carlton ever since.

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens From Renny

Not East nor West
Let's be specific
No, not North:
It's SOUTH Pacific!

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens
From Renny

To be or be
That is the question
But it is what it is
Is what it is, it is.

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens
From Renny

Right now he's a fine
Well-adjusted fellow
But the green-eyed monster
Will do for Othello.

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens From Renny:

OOPS!! CORRECTION!!!

Ludwig did ONE
Bruch did two
Wolfgang did five
Here's number two!

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens
From Renny: Tosca

Close yer eyes
Forget what it cost ya
Pin back yer ears
'Cos here comes Tosca!

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens
From Renny: Mozart Violin Concerto No. 2

Ludwig did four
Bruch did two
Wolfgang did five
Here's number two!

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens Another Cornish delicacy: Thunder and Lightning. Soft white bap or white bread; cover with golden syrup and wait for it to soak in a bit; top with clotted (must be clotted) cream. Good after a pasty, with a cup of tea. Renny

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens Morning boys. About Cornish pasties: (1) you won't find one in 711 or indeed any shop in Australia, I believe, because (2) it contains CHUNKS of beef, SLICED potato, onion and SWEDE. Absolutely NO peas, carrots, corn or anything else. I am Cornish! Cheers....Renny

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens From Renny: wet, windy day at VFL Park, sitting on a cold concrete bench with my small son, Hawks losing to Carlton: large person of the female persuasion behind us intoned "Blooooooooo Pow-errr!" every ten seconds, non-stop for the whole game. Put me off the Blues for life.

[Renny @JRennyC]

@Coodabeens Raya culpa: a dodgy decision by razor ray

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@Coodabeens boot infinitum: a very long kick

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@Coodabeens Nullus disputum martinus: a "don't argue"

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@Coodabeens Kick pro quo: a make-up free kick

[Renny @JRennyC]

Kick pro quo: a make -up free kick