JakeResurrectionist

Usually pissed off and sleep deprived. Guitarist for Nottingham based Horror Metal band Flirting With Corpses.
Go Birds 💚🦅🏈

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Being a member of a band that makes horror metal, and a member of a band that makes pop punk makes writing sessions weird...

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Worst part about being an NFL fan in the UK? Staying up until 5am just to watch your team lose in overtime. Brilliant.

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Currently getting unnecessarily stressed while watching this @Eagles game and I don't appreciate it.

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@NFLUKIRE Eagles @ Cowboys! Go Birds! 🦅🏈💚

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@DrowningPool @SpineshankBand and @hedpe tonight? I think so! LFG! 🤘

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Twitter/X... It's been a while.
I'm sorry I have neglected you.
I was too busy posting absolute nonsense elsewhere.
My nonsense shall return to here.
Promise.

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@Eagles what does a guy have to do to be able to go for a pint with Big Dom...? The guy's a legend, and I wanna buy him a beer.

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@Giants Not Saquon Barkley then.

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@Giants Go Birds. 🦅💚🏈

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Remember the Mince Lombarmy trophy that we've had as the centerpiece of our table for Sunday's? We've upgraded. @NFL @NFLUK

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YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF THE WEEK IT IS! The Mince Lombarmy is out, the flags are out, and we've even got new glasses! It's @NFL Sunday down the local boozer! @NFLUK

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It's that time of the week again! The Mince Lombarmy's out and the beers are in! @NFL @NFLUK

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Week 5 and the Mince Lombarmy is back on the table for the @Jaguars/@BuffaloBills game in London! @NFL @NFLUK

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It's that time of the week again on this side of the pond! We're in the pub, we have the @Vikings/@chargers pregame on, the Mince Lombarmy trophy has pride of place on the table! Let's go! @NFL @NFLUK

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Down the pub today to watch the @Jaguars @Chiefs game with the Mince Lombarmy trophy as the centerpiece of our table @NFL @NFLUK

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Words cannot express how much I can't wait for it to be winter.

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Happy Twitterversary to me! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Would anybody like some man-flu? I’ve got plenty going spare 😫

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I swear this work week is going to be the death of me 😫

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Ever find a deflated balloon and just…?
No…?
Just me…?
Ok.