Jordan Riley

He/him. 18+ only. Writer of #erotica. DMs? Sure! Married with (to?) a dirty mind. Medium:

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

One of my slower burns here, although those tend to be my best performers on Medium, this one a much healthier relationship than my typical fare.

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[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@TheaLanden Get some black light reactive makeup and we’re ready for a rave!

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@okayestpoet Never! Although they seem like a lotnof work to get on and off and I’m an advocate for being lazy af.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@itsjessandart Happy to drink it for you!

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[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

I really need to cut back on legs days…except my wife loves the booty too much, so how could I even think of stopping?

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@evanaustinauthr I knew him well.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@authormegbecker Let’s get rich and retire to places like Sedona.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@TheaLanden The unprecedented scale of these discussions of ass destruction!

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

The urge to eat a whole pizza to start a bulk right now…

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@TheaLanden I’m just gonna skip to the gym part. Morning!

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@ACwriteswords Perhaps I stole them. Or cats. Yes, I blame cats.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

The key to getting shredded is…sleeping in and playing video games?

I hope it is, at least.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@okayestpoet Just helping you with your good morning form. Neutral spine and all that.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@itsjessandart Math is hard.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@TheaLanden Why not both?

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

My leg day was ass.

But not ass day. That's a different one.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@TheaLanden I can't say a coach has ever been right when they've added more weight for me.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@authormegbecker Thunderstorm. I've heard of those in stories.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

@TheaLanden As in, desperately trying to keep ahead of ever increasing housing payments? Probably.

[Jordan Riley @JRileyWrites]

First day back from vacation, but it's a short week and my boss is out.

Time for shenanigans?