JeffIsMoney

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Hey @tacobell what kind of games are you playing with the #mexicanpizza ? Get your act together

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Hey @Wendys can you ask someone in your Levittown NY location why it is so hard to put all of the items on an order in the fucking bag? And while they are at it bring my daughter the chicken nuggets we ordered for her #notthathard

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I love me some @terrycrews but c’mon man don’t even pretend like you give a damn about figure skating or the Winter Olympics

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I have lived in my house for almost 6 years and tonight I put a clean steak knife in the sink because I have no idea where we keep them #badhusband

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@edthomas @SURGE @sandymdotca Please @SURGE make this happen. Also, you guys need to figure out a way to do this with 3 arms.

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@sandymdotca @edthomas @edthomas can you add “shaping the minds of Canada’s youth” to our list of accomplishments?

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@FordhamMBB Get em Coach!

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@edthomas @sandymdotca That cupcake look good as hell! Eat up @sandymdotca #boneappletea

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@BestBuy Juwanna Mann #classic

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@FordhamRams @FordhamMBB Get em Mike!

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Hey @netflix did you realize that #christmasinheritance and #fallinginnlove are almost the exact same movie.

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@sandymdotca @edthomas What does it say about the podcast that I instantly thought @sandymdotca said “unbearable” instead of “run bearable”...the former doesn’t even make sense

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Thanks to @FedEx for ruining Christmas by letting me know that package you had scheduled for today now has no delivery date. Also big ups for e-mailing, texting me, aaaand leaving me a voicemail that the package was coming today. @UPS to the grave #fuckfedex #fedex #longliveUPS

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Can someone @FedEx tell me why my package has been sitting in the same spot for 3 days when I paid for expedited shipping?

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@Big_Homie270 @YtNextGenGaming @antonlinecom Yo @antonlinecom ain’t playing around! this is giving me that too good to be true feeling

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@Big_Homie270 @YtNextGenGaming Haven’t gotten a date yet but @antonlinecom just sent me an email that they are putting the bundle together and it should ship in 1-2 days

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Rumor has it that @sandymdotca is celebrating his birthday today. Happy birthday to #Canada ! And yes you’re the only Canadian that matters so it’s the whole damn place’s birthday to me.

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“Let me get a shape up and a divorce” is the best line on @bronsonshow @BigBodyBesNYC is hilarious

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So I slide into @PSEGLI dm’s like they told me to and I get the same incoherent bullshit answer that I get from the app, text, and phone. Can some ask #anonymous to fix #psegli system or some shit.

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So @PSEGLI sends me 30 emails about how they’re preparedfor a storm and now you can’t report outages through text or website and get a busy signal calling their hotline. a fucking busy signal! It’s the 21st century fix your fucking phones!