Jay Rossignol

[Overtime @overtime]

Nah the slap was so unnecessary 😭
(h/t lyricswithgb/TT)

[Jody Rockenfeld @MrAfrika7]

No better way to start your Saturday than coaching a U6 soccer team that just absolutely dominated and crushed the souls of their opponent.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

There will never be another 21 💛

On Sunday, we will officially retire Sean Taylor's number

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Andre Patterson had the most important message of the day.

And it had nothing to do with football.

[Capital Cougar Athletics @CapHighSports]

Congrats Dorian on making 53-man roster for the Falcons.

[Jay Rossignol @JRizzle9]

@d_frye4 Prayers out for your family bro.

[Jody Rockenfeld @MrAfrika7]

I always make sure my daughter (4 yo) sees my eyes when she looks over at soccer practice, so she knows if she fucks and starts throwing grass like some of these other shit birds that she’ll be running sprints after practice.

[Coach G @GwoodForty]

🗣Gods Plan🙏🏾....Glad to be here and ready to work 🦂🦂🦂 #UNCOMMON #GATA #MeanNnasty

[Jody Rockenfeld @MrAfrika7]

If Tanya was in charge of turning off lights and appliances not in use, our electric bill would be more than our mortgage.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Sean Taylor would have celebrated his 38th birthday today 🙏

[Jody Rockenfeld @MrAfrika7]

My employment will be in the balance this week when I call the PM for one particular project a fucking nutsack and tell him that I would rather split my pube hairs than succumb to his nutsackish ways. More details to come.

[Miami Hurricanes Football @CanesFootball]

Congratulations on a phenomenal career, @gregolsen88! #ProCanes

[Sinorice Moss @sinoricemoss]

Amazing Career @gregolsen88 🙌🏾

[Hard Rock Stadium @HardRockStadium]

That 4-1 feeling 😎

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Miami win today vs Clemson

[Miami Hurricanes @MiamiHurricanes]

WHO’S READY FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?!?!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BRING THE NOISE GRANDPA https://t.co/sCi4RAtOOU

[Jody Rockenfeld @MrAfrika7]

Great. Tanya forgot about one scheduled appointment and now we will have to get a fucking 20 foot corkboard from Staples to put our weekly activities on.

[Miami Hurricanes Football @CanesFootball]

GOOD MORNING.