Jonathan Robinson

If you're looking for my feet, this is the wrong account.

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

AirBnB is the housing equivilent of Ticketmaster.

I will not be elaborating any further.

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Sometimes when your heart feels its heaviest, you just need a good sneeze.

#Sneezethoughts

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

The world needs a balance of those who find out, those who know, those who teach, and those who wonder.

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Listen, Batman skirts closely enough with the law as it is for y'all to chill with "Why doesn't he just kill the Joker?". He just brings the villains to the police.

You know who has no excuse? The Gotham court system. Let's start asking THEM the hard questions.

#Batman

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Tsuredure Children is the Almost, Maine of Anime.

No I will not elaborate further.

#anime #theatre

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

@frnchfrytsttwch @HenryCarll Me too. 😭

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

You thought it was frustrating how Walmart stopped being 24 hours during Covid, meanwhile Sonic closed all their bathrooms and just never looked back. 😭

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

@frnchfrytsttwch @HenryCarll My dude really coming out here having two first names and a page created today with private questions for every streamer under the sun. 💀💀💀

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Spooky, Scary Skeletons
Send shivers down your spine.
Living in the Sunlight,
Loving in the Moonlight,
Having a Wonderful Time!

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

I don't think I have ever learned a single dolphin fact that wasn't about how evil they are.

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Ultimately, we humans are just dumplings, containing a delicately simmering (and delicious) bone broth.

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Dude...you remember that brief 1-2 years where shoes with toes were popular?

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Beans

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

A #haiku for today:

#Smosh reunited,
Orcas eating billionaires,
Nature is healing. 🙂

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Falling asleep picturing a Mr. Rogers episode of Hot Ones.

Now THAT would have been something blessed.

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

I always feel so sorry for those poor impoverished folk who can't even afford a decent muffler. 😔

Every time I hear them rev their engine I can't help but feel empathy for how embarrassed they must be to have their car sound that bad off..

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

At this point, I'm pretty sure my relationship with my sourdough starter constitutes as abusive.

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

As an Eagle Scout, I feel it is once again my duty to remind conservatives that American Flag underwear is WILDLY against the Flag Code...

[jordan @JordanUhl]

One of the many funny things about this video is that, after screaming her line, she misses the first seven shots.

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

"Is that a Wocket in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

-Mrs. Seuss (probably)

[Jonathan Robinson @JRob4Realz]

Crunch-a-tize me, Daddy.