Jonathan Robbins

Writer, Actor, Podcaster

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@hannahsincla96 @jk_rowling You literally just described the definition of “disease” without saying it was the definition of “disease.”

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@beccapotter33 @BleepingHorses @Variety Enlist ≠ Draft

Under the current law, no, women cannot, in fact be drafted. You troglodytic dunce.

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@dave_themc @old_memory Fair play. I still say PS1, but OP was wrong for excluding this one! PSP is close second in my book.

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@g412443462 @Mappy6984 Who asked for the divorce? 👀

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@imvelor @old_memory Clearly literacy isn’t high in your skill tree.

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@old_memory PS1, hands down.

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@joe10lo @Mr_goji54 1. Legendary doesn’t have the licensing rights for Biollante from Toho, so they can’t legally use it.
2. Biollante is a terrestrial plant-based monster; Titan X is an aquatics creature with as yet unknown properties (other than being tentacled).

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@Rodrigo_Mane2 @JudahsPeachz @jake_oncall @iamyesyouareno I don’t think people realize how many ethnicities are actually considered “racially” white.

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@Rodrigo_Mane2 @JudahsPeachz @jake_oncall @iamyesyouareno If the argument is that black people ruled parts of Europe, that’s just factually incorrect. The argument could be made that POC ruled parts of Europe, if your definition of POC is anyone who has even a modicum of melanin in their skin and isn’t pasty white.

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@Mr_goji54 Hard disagree, sorry. There’s a tendency for anyone with even a passing knowledge of Lovecraft’s work—and Chthulu, specifically—to want to equate any kind of giant aquatic creature/monster with tentacles to the entity. These are nothing alike.

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@Yeshua69497400 @Real_MyraLux This is a stupid take.

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@JudahsPeachz @jake_oncall @iamyesyouareno The word is coat*. It is called a Coat of Arms.

To your point, though, Africans never ruled Europe. I don’t even understand how you could have come to that conclusion. There is no historical or archaeological evidence to support such an argument.

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@KatieMiller What? Upscale solar power? And rob the oil companies and billionaires of their cut of the profits?! HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF SUCH A THING?!?!

(Disclaimer: Obvious satire should be obvious, but here we are.)

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@thegabriel72 You shouldn’t talk about things you don’t understand. A republic is defined as “a representative democracy.” The word “democracy” doesn’t have to appear in the constitution for us to be a democracy. By definition, if we are a republic, then we are a democracy.

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@oelma__ Your dignity b

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@BBlueBell75 @NewYorker Clearly you’re biased.