José Roberto Piña

Latino man living in San Francisco. Navigating the zombie apocalypse.

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@sfliberty Angela Davis bought a shotgun for her friends who took a judge hostage and blew his head off with it. She was charged with first degree murder. There is nothing noble about this malignant Marxist.

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@VirtudMental Aquí no hay ninguna controversia. Si no entiendes las interacciones en inglés, no lo publiques.

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@VirtudMental The TSA agent clearly asks her if she wants privacy. The traveler says, "Please." And removes her hat. All in good spirits.

El agente le pregunta claramente si desea privacidad. La viajera responde: "Por favor", y se quita la gorra. Todo transcurre en un ambiente cordial.

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@JebraFaushay Just discovered the term Desairologists. They use cosmetics and wax to camouflage discoloration and create a peaceful, lifelike appearance on corpses.

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@realMaalouf Imagine being a slave in heaven, or one of the 72 virgins who has to give it up for Abdullah.

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@BasedBandita I just got charged $1.50 for even thinking about eating there.

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@JebraFaushay Lose the purse and sweater, swoop the hair back, and wear a belt. Instant straight vibes.

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@StanleyRoberts It's the button used to put people on hold for all eternity.

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@JebraFaushay I did not know breasts could swing that low.

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@saniyafatma1278 If it's not a big deal, why didn't he build it 7" inside his property?

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@DefiantLs The enemy of women is other women.

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@californiapost He's giving high-five energy and definitely had a helping hand with the remarkable medical team at Sutter Coast Hospital. Wishing him a speedy recovery. Fingers crossed.

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@californiapost Well, falling down a well, might well be fatal.

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@defense_civil25 Enough. That time has passed.

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@SpecialForceWeb If you can't afford to pay real wages, you're not a business, you're an extortionist paying sub-standard wages to people in need. Throw the book at him.

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@oliverhenry Keep the gun pointed down range toward the target AT ALL TIMES.

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@GPAIndiana Still waiting on my 4th of July place mats.

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I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, and he asked me to wire $500 to a location in a small village in India. Is this legit?

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@JebraFaushay Can I say something?

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@iAnonPatriot Can I say something?