John R

Architect and Oiler fan. @DesolationSM

[John R @JRoddman]

@NHL of course the asshole who always tries to injure goalies gets away with it and the rat who always breaks the rules gets to kick a stick away and facilitate the winning goal.

[John R @JRoddman]

@alrightmarypod The floor is vulva.

[John R @JRoddman]

@itsshandaleer If you’re in line stay in line they have to let you poop.

[John R @JRoddman]

@itsshandaleer I love u dad 💙

[John R @JRoddman]

@thanksjem Truth. We miss Cool Moms.

[John R @JRoddman]

@thanksjem Ok phew 🙏💖

[John R @JRoddman]

@tiffanyanncoduh Love.

[John R @JRoddman]

#TeamAlyssa

[ThereGoTerry @ThereGoTerry]

“The clubs were full of ballers and their pockets full grown.”

[John R @JRoddman]

@joshcornillon @itsshandaleer Only she can calm the rage inside Mr. I, the man who would rather jump off a building, die, and reincarnate than use an elevator.

[John R @JRoddman]

@SailorBusiness sorry this is very late but in episode 190 you mention Dudley Moore’s “Arthur” and then don’t even make a “when you get caught between Sailor Moon and New York City” gag.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[John R @JRoddman]

@erewhonsmoothie @TrevShow Drag. Us.

[John R @JRoddman]

@itsshandaleer Oh shit just realized his tiger’s civilian name is Cringer this girl is playing 4D chess 🧑‍🎓

[John R @JRoddman]

My niece said He-Man looked “pretty cringe” 😔😤

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Calm down

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

If the first thing you say about trans people is about bathrooms or sports & not about how to make the world safer for these beautiful children of God, you need real help.

[John R @JRoddman]

@thanksjem I can’t go 😔