Jerry Rodriguez

KA | 229 | Rest In Peace butthead

[Jerry Rodriguez @JRodz_97]

When you’re on your 8th whisky sprite and you get the “wyd” txt when the bar is about to close.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Seriously just don't touch it

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the song you memorized comes on in the car

[☔ @Whotfismick]

11yr old me telling my mom i need construction paper and glue at 9pm

[تصميم سي في | ATS | CV @cv_ats_c]

me: "i'm just gonna highlight the important parts"
also me:

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

“U tryna drink?” First of all I’m tryna quit. Second of all let’s go.

[A Depressed Raiders Fan 🏴‍☠️ @Shannon_FlyGuy]

I sleep good at night knowing this joke will never die.

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

Cop plants some dope during an arrest then freaks out when he realizes he's being recorded.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Branch manager & assistant branch manager.

[KenRayShawn @bigguccikenn]

a 30 car chick-fil-a line is faster than a 8 car wendy’s line

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Phew thank god the virus can’t move sideways...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me: *stands up*

My Dog:

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I feel this...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

“So how’s life going?”

Me: https://t.co/Ao9B9ECaSa

[Rue @scusemerue]

Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial https://t.co/ftUm3wdBzg

[Benji Pedro @Yung2Official]

How im dodging all the negative shit this week

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Me catching a Lil wayne metaphor 6 years later https://t.co/Depe4yLtBk

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

My Roommate was dance battling the Virginia State Mascot and almost died..😭😂

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How to eat well done steak...