Ryan Simpson!

it’s time for me to be Ryan Simpson again on X dot com

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My new album, Ego Placebo, is finally out! Streaming everywhere now. https://t.co/ENaIatJGBO

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tweeting the absolute dumbest nonsense from Europe realizing it’s like 5pm at home and it looks much stranger

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GOOGLE MY ASS

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enjoying the finer things in life — have you ever considered carrot?

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brat summer would have saved lives there

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Fellow Yappers Rise Up. Suck that oxygen while it’s still free 🫡

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Newport Aquarium Bathroom Chill Study Soundscape (Tranquil Music And Flushes) (10 hours)

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@brooksHolton @SPJlouisville @courierjournal decorated king

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under a beautiful full moon, listening to waves crashing in the background, cleaning dog shit out from under my shoe

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Kefalonia, Greece @WorldWideWob

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Sunday Scaries if wat u scared of is the pure serenity of watching sea turtles eat barnacles in Greece then accidentally strolling into a wild chamomile field bathing in the aromas, then seeing 6 cats climb out of a dumpster then you and your girl each separately go pee in a bush

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@MarcelloSicEm personally I just like to go full “church and state” with my basketball but I also fully didn’t know Baylor had a religious affiliation so I’ll just take that one on the chin

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okay this is actually a weird ass statement and I’m officially cool with whiffing on this guy

[Scott Drew @BUDREW]

#JOY

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sorry to call it like it is, but coaches aren’t turning us down because Cal sank the program into irrelevance, they’re passing on us because our fans are PSYCHOTIC

what could outweigh a historic program and millions of dollars? extensive scrutiny and harassment methinks??

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@NwachukwuTim Dammit Tim of course this guy saw an iconic photographer like you on staff and decided to show off for the camera!!

[Courier Journal @courierjournal]

For Louisville basketball emcees, bringing energy to KFC Yum! Center is a labor of love https://t.co/zmna27mOsN

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henlo here is my annual Top 50 Albums of 2023 list :)

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I love that this year’s theme of Survivor is just Pelican

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Young Sheldon Based Freestyle

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@Rondo581 now playing: Lil Wayne - Sorry 4 The Wait

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@godslilguy new Merlyn EP is fun :)