Jahaila

The Beyoncé of the family. Cooking and baking and television. If you don’t like my tweets, don’t follow me. $JahailaC

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This is a @DeJaSkye stan account.

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@TMobileHelp I’m gonna need someone to explain to me what happened on Tmobile Tuesday with the Jamba Juice codes you literally just took away. I saved it, and it doesn’t even come up as expired.

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When you don’t reward hard work, you eventually stop seeing it.

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Update: this character being her look alike has been co-signed by my whole table.

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I wish I could tell this lady she looks like Pong Ping without hurting her feelings.

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I’m not gonna lie. I missed unhinged BB days. #bb26

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Brooklyn from #bb26 looks like Deli Porkchop from Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child to me.

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I want to convince all my friends we should each specialize in a different type of jam so we each make like one flavor seasonally and then trade.

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I hate that I wanted to go to this event because I missed it last year, and then was just completely underwhelmed by the food and the service.

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Having a dog is the best, but personal space is a thing of the past.

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If the date you want to take me on costs less than my vibrator, I’m NOT going.

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@duolingo as long as the free version is lame, I’m not coming back unless you want to upgrade that. I literally didn’t even mean to open this app. I do not understand how it NEVER offloads.

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How am I supposed to know you like me if you don’t buy me a pair of @PashionFootwear?

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ATTENTION: WHITE WOMEN HAVE “DISCOVERED” TWIST OUTS AND ARE CALLING IT “MAMA MIA HAIR” & ITS APPARENTLY THE “NEW” SUMMER STYLE

https://t.co/KXH0O3ZLLh

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@KryssyLaReina It’s giving yassified grinch in summer

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@soniamariesays See she makes me want to go back in time and slut shame her. All that positivity just for her to betray women everywhere.

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I’m worried about what it means for me that I didn’t realize Plankton singing pink pony club was not like a Sandy Thee Squirrel Mhmm situation and he’s singing a Chappell Roan song? But I’ve heard plankton sing it more?? I think my algorithm is busted.

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Jill Zarin views my most random stories. I need to know how instagram is bringing her to my profile.

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I fucking hate this neighborhood. Why am I hearing a FULL FIREWORKS SHOW ON JULY 14th?!?!

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My 90 day the other way back up plan is getting married, and this country is dumb enough to fall for this dramatic scene. Great, now I’m gonna have to find a new person willing to marry me in another country.