Hey @McDonalds can we get a dirty Diet Coke now since the new crafted sodas are doing so well?? Or at least give us employees the option to add cold foam to any fountain drink?!
If Tee Higgins scores a touchdown AND Cincinnati wins today, we'll give a Tee Higgins autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!
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Beating the Chiefs is special because we know how good they are. They've done what we want to do. Honestly if you're a Chiefs fan reading this, I hope you know that the reason for this explosion of joy is because we respect your team. Hopefully by now, you respect ours.