Jewish Space Laser Corp.

Causing mischief and mayhem in gentile homes all across America. We are the Jewish Space Laser Corp. A Rothschild & Soros company.

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

You've guessed and you were right. After over 2000 years in hiding, we are coming forward. On the eve of their 13th birthday, each Jewling receives a pocket-sized space laser. Kind of like you use for powerpoints. But from space. (1/3)

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

@laurenboebert @GovRonDeSantis You know when you leave something in your microwave for too long and then forget about it, come back hours later, nuke it again and THEN take it out...only to throw it in the garbage where it belongs...forgot where I was going with this. These two potato heads give me anxiety.

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

Oy! After all the holidays I think I'll need at least two divisions of laser specialists just to focus on my brisket handles.

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

@RepBoebert Maybe you'll get some clean energy in your stocking or maybe it will just be your husbands felony record. Who knows?

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

@Jim_Jordan Why do you have to be alive and ::insert literally anyone who we would prefer:: isn't?

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

@laurenboebert Literally go to an airport and wear shoes or have a nail file in your carry on.

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

We wont repeat what he said to definitely deserve it, but we have eyes, ears, noses, and lasers EVERYWHERE!! Get vaccinated ya putz!

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

He did nazi that coming. Happy Rosh Hashanah

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

SUPER FUN FACT: Neo Nazi Richard Spencer is an outcast in his community, flat broke, and his life is in complete shambles.

Karma understood the assignment.

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

Prove us wrong

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

"Soon we will allow restaurants and buisness to ignore tyrannical health code and safety policy and ensure the freedom of eating expired, raw, room temp chicken is upheld in our great state. No gov'mnt can tell you not to enjoy a meal made by an adorable rat. Free Ratatouille"

[Poli Alert ⚖️ @polialertcom]

Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed an executive order allowing businesses to ignore mask or vaccine mandates issued by local governments:

“The executive order I signed today will insure that businesses cannot be forced to follow local government ordinances regarding COVID-19.”

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

@ClayRantsOn @RepMTG Its the same picture

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

And my dog is dead

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

RT if your dog is smarter than Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

@RudyGiuliani Remeber when you were forbiden to practice law and were an active traitor to your country? Of course you dont. We saw your brain liquefy and melt out of your head. Time for your jello cup and elder abuse with some nice public funded nursing care.

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

How much meth could a meth head meth if a meth head could smoke meth?

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

Meet the new Bachelor.

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

Everyone knows that there has never been a single brown christian ever. When Joseph and Mary pulled up to the motel six in Boise Idaho in their Buick they gladly showed their #TrumpCult wallet cards and were given the best room in the house. For a reasonable price. No handouts.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Taking in refugees is a Christian thing to do that apparently a lot of Christians don't want to do🤷
#Afganistan

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

Just thought you should know that the domestic disturbance that was sparked by a partner, spouse or lover "forgetting" to put the toothpaste cap back on....well they didn't forget. Fight fight fight!!
Seriously we stream it at headquarters. Its hilarious.
#jewishspacelasers

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

@mtgreeneGA Its why I only watch 1 episode of #HandmaidsTale at a time because every time they go into detail about how they got to that point of religious fanaticism, I can see people like @RepMTG and @RepBoebert absolutely going to town on their sin box while taking notes. #underhiseye

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

Wishing everyone a wonderful and restful #shabbat. Well everyone but @RepMTG. We wish her a mouthfull of bees and excruciating stomach issues. FIRE THE LASERS!
#MarjorieTheManiac
#DeltaPlusVariant

[Jewish Space Laser Corp. @JSLCorp]

::blows smoke from finger gun::

[The Hill @thehill]

Texas Republican leader dies of COVID-19 five days after anti-vaccination post https://t.co/Z4pc2j37Iy