Jess Val

i don't think you're ready for this jelly! (i read a lot)

[Drink More Water | Read More Books🐬 @flaquaticfan]

@AndySlater Cops on power trips are the most dangerous people in the world

[Jess Val @JSLYN]

Not long before I delete this thing. It’s been a great 14 years ya’ll

[Miami New Times @miaminewtimes]

Miami remains the least affordable housing market in the United States, according to the June edition of the RealtyHop Housing Affordability Index. https://t.co/PqoCsCqy9N

[Jess Val @JSLYN]

The plastic surgery on these housewives from Miami…. Que pena

[Jess Val @JSLYN]

Nnamdi 😭

[Jess Val @JSLYN]

“You look like a breadstick!”

[Jess Val @JSLYN]

Is LiveJournal still around? Should we bring it back?

[Miami PD @MiamiPD]

(Part 2 of 8):
Starting July 1, 2023 you can carry a concealed firearm without a Concealed Weapons License (CWL). It's important to know that although a CWL is not required in Florida, the weapon or firearm must remain concealed from the ordinary sight of another person.

[Jess Val @JSLYN]

No…. Not @JeffDLowe pronouncing Hialeah as “hee-ah-lee-yah” ☠️

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When you realize you’ve been muted 🙃

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How does one stop creating fake scenarios in their head? Asking for a friend and that friend is me.

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There’s definitely someone new working at Spotify under the Discover Weekly department because my playlist is on point

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The final shot of SUCCESSION

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What was that?!

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But on that note, a recruiter asked me if I’d be willing to relocate to Seattle and without hesitation, I said “for the right offer”

[Jess Val @JSLYN]

If there’s anyone that loves a long sleeve, it’s my bf. If there’s anyone that loves a sweater, it’s me. Yet, we bought a house in Florida.

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Anyone up for bringing LiveJournal back?

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I care too much about stupid shit I can’t control

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Some lip fillers are just done so poorly :(