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Gym. Tan. Laundry.

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I don't always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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I don't want you to agree with everything I say. I'd rather you question everything that you're told.

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Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parent's job.

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I'd rather hustle 24/7 than slave 9 to 5.

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The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open. - Zig Ziglar #success #hardworkpaysoff

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We are looking for a Senior PHP Developer for a contract to hire position in Dallas, TX. Must have solid Laravel experience. DM me if qualified and interested. #laravel #PHP

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I'd much rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.

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Why can't you play cards in the jungle? . . . . . . . . . . There's too many cheetahs.

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"I'm gonna make sure that girl doesn't leave looking the same way she came in." @RondaRousey

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A girl with a clit ring: If you're decorating down there, it's because you're having open houses all the time. @jonlajoiecomedy

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.

[Immortal Technique @ImmortalTech]

Did you really expect the police, to police themselves? It's like letting criminals decide their own punishment. #Ferguson

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I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back. Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. No need to remind him every 6 months.

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@joerogan reaction to #UFC168 is awesome: http://t.co/xAJXO8CQ3h

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When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it's "art" and "music" .. but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and have to leave Home Depot.

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Sadly tomorrow marks the end of #JerseyShore. Don't forget to tune in to #MTV at 10/9c to catch the last Jersey Shore finale tomorrow night.

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S6E7: "I wonder if our fire alarm works. It looks old. We should test it out." #Snooki

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S6E7: "Can I paint a penis on your wall?" #Snooki

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Golden State Wins: #Warriors 104, #Bobcats 96 http://t.co/2Rho09Fm #NBA #fantasybasketball