Jordan Teasley

Never get so busy living that you forget to make a life.

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@CaitlinClark22 He’s gonna try his hardest 🥹

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@_willcompton I did not hold it together very good! lol 😭💕

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@JJWatt I know a Wendy’s burger when I see one lol

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

I don’t care right now about the haters on cable. I don’t care about anodyne statements from politicians about Charlie.
I only care about 3 things:
1. That his killer be caught, tried and given the ultimate punishment;
2. That we pray for his family, friends and colleagues and do everything possible to ease their pain; and
3. That we amplify Charlie’s message to the mountaintops and not retreat in spreading it even one fucking inch.

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@rocknrollofall This was father/daughter dance at my wedding ❤️🫶🏻

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@BrandonRahbar Love him. But imma need to know why he’s not acting like it’s 90 degrees here today with 8282 humidity 😂😂💕💕

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@TigerWoods “Mom, I’m not gonna suck today” 🥺🥺

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@CollegeGameDay @KirkHerbstreit Done cried twice on college game day and it wasn’t even 1030. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@stoolpresidente Sources say she’s still up there talking in circles. BLESS ITTTTTTTT

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@DonaldJTrumpJr But here’s 750 dollars.

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

Can’t wait for the next episode of @BFFsPod when @stoolpresidente brings up ZB’s Taylor/Kayne tweet. 😂🫶🏻

Also. Fuck the eagles 😂

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@stoolpresidente This 🙌🏻

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

While I don’t think the debate hosts were fair to @realDonaldTrump, @KamalaHarris exceeded most people’s expectations tonight.

That said, when it comes to getting things done, not just saying nice-sounding words, I strongly believe that Trump will do a far better job.

After all, if Kamala can do great things, why hasn’t she? Biden rarely shows up for work, so she’s basically in charge already.

The question comes down to this: do you want current trends to continue for 4 more years or do you want change?

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@stoolpresidente Captain Dave needs to shoot off a flare 😂

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@stoolpresidente Someone should of taken this man to BED

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Trump and Biden arguing about their golf handicaps brought America together for a few seconds

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@stoolpresidente When I tell you I was ROLLLINNNGGG 😂

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@zachlanebryan Fish fillets from McDonald’s aren’t it either 😂

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

@NUCLRGOLF It was in this moment he knew he fucked up 😂

[Jordan Teasley @JSTeas]

I am deceased