J. S. A

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

Barcelona lose 1 game and now everyone is lying about how good they’ve been this season

[Hephta of Abk || 30BG || @iamhephta]

Here is my blood, my sweat and my creativity!!!

Here is the biggest thing to come out of me till date,

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[ỌBA LAW @Toheebmustapha9]

"The fabric of our community relies on or is dependent on lawyers’ knowledge, honesty and fiduciary dependability. If lawyers cannot be trusted, who then should the people trust."
-NBA v. Ofomata (2017) 5 NWLR (Pt. 1557) 128.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

La Masia is where dreams begin. ✨

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: you tried to banter your project supervisor

[𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 @_Successful7]

U don try basketball... U get the height oo 😂

[RuF🦅 @Ruf_ayii1]

🗣️ FIFA president to the Egyptians in the dressing room;

“In the 79th minute, Messi will cross the ball to Romero don’t defend”

[Gastro @GastrOo_00]

Netherlands came back from 2-0 to take a rigged game into ET.

France gets 2 penalties in a Final that was rigged.

Lowly Cabo Verde took a rigged game into ET.

Egypt goes 2-0 up in another rigged game.

FIFA horrible at rigging, need to make it less stressful in the remaining 3 games 🤲🏾😮‍💨

[Professor Labamba @BadmanFreke]

Once you start all those useless conspiracy theory and rigging talks about Messi, I just know sey you be retard...l

[£. ViNcE' ChImA @morebeestings]

Messi got to four finals and was trolled, dragged and lambasted. Not RO16, not QF... 4 finals!!! He was shown no mercy. The standard was win or be called bottler. But guess what, it never blackened his heart. He stayed humble, even when the titles came, he showed mercy.

[Islam Bouafif 🇹🇳🇵🇸 @BouafifNour]

History will remember a player who was so good that he convinced people football was rigged for him.

[Oma Akatugba @omaakatugba]

He won the World Cup. They said he scored too many penalties. Now he has scored 7 goals without a single penalty . What I love about Messi is that he has a way of confusing idiots .

[Mod @CFCMods]

Messi’s greatness is so massive that people have to lower their IQ just to make themselves feel better. He took a free kick after the referee blew but they’re crying because the keeper was not “ready”.

Same guys that celebrate “corner taken quicky” by Trent against Messi 😭

[𝓹 @Dboyypraise]

FIFA, good morning... That yesterday script almost end us ooo. No try ham again 🙏🏼🙏🏼😭

[Prodigy🧉 @Theeprodigy19]

😂😂😂 impossible! This one dey learn work .. e nor even reach the Netherland game. That final, i nearly see God

[ChocoTribe @Debbybruno3]

“Let appreciate both Messi and Ronaldo”

Me:

[𝓹 @Dboyypraise]

If na you FIFA write script for say make you score freekick from bench, you fit do ham???

[ai ‹𝟹 @Bonmatimessi]

if that colombia goal was disallowed against argentina twitter would've been flooded with rigged allegations by now

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[Rilwan @Real1_balogun]

Of all these, there’s not a single one that leaves me in awe better than scoring 91 goals in a calendar year.

That’s what some strikers score in 10 years.

As ridiculously good and prolific Mbappe, Haaland, Ronaldo, Kane and Luis Suarez are, none of them has reached the 70 mark. I stand to be corrected.

I can never understand how anyone will score 91 goals in a year at professional level. Elite, top 1% professional football and he scored 91 goals.

It’s ridiculous. It is.