Judah Ben-Skrrt

Some days I'm in my Yeezys, some days I'm in my Vans

[Jimmy Randazzo @JimmyRandazzo]

JUDGE HIT ANOTHER ONE?!?!?!?!

T SHIRT TIME AGAIN?

100 Retweets we give away another shirt.

@YankeesPod

[Judah Ben-Skrrt @JSantanasto]

@clay_tax Oh so the Supreme Court can’t accept gifts but the president can use tax dollars to start a gas station chain overseas? Unbelievable.

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@clay_tax What if we kissed at the Mr. Tayto statue outside the Barack Obama gas station in Ireland?

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@TweetsByDavis Happy birthday my friend

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@me_wan_go_home Those who remain neutral in situations of biotics side with the biotic oppressors

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@RayTomlan

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@RayTomlan @obviousplant_ This is scarily accurate

[Pictures of Dives @picturesofdives]

My first fully vaccined drink (and then about 9+ more) was at Falcon Inn in Hyde Park in Chicago. We're back baby!

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

being vaccinated does NOT mean you can crawl like a viper through these suburban streets, nor does it mean you can make love to these women languid and bittersweet

[Judah Ben-Skrrt @JSantanasto]

@The_ReindeerMan This is footage of my butthole 45 minutes after i eat taco bell

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@clay_tax 🤔

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Spending thousands of dollars in a vain attempt to make Jake from State Farm understand just how much i appreciate him saving me a couple bucks a month

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@canyonwatkins “A complex network of wealthy perverts” also being my answer to the question of whose podcasts do I listen to regularly

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@canyonwatkins James Murphy cause he keeps singing “the gender has come, the gender has come, the gender has come, today” while going to town on a cowbell

[Judah Ben-Skrrt @JSantanasto]

Everything wrong with the direction pop music has taken in the past 30 years is because of Morrissey paving the way for future self-aware but self-indulgent softie assholes like Ben Gibbard and Drake

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