JON SCHABL

nothing to report

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

27 years ago my dad called Mr Holland’s Opus “Mr Hobo’s Oboe” and since then I’ve thought about it at least twice a week.

[Matt Neal @mattnealcomedy]

A new #PeaceOfChaos podcast 115 | I don't want to be appropriate w/ @JSchabl https://t.co/dYdtTUkSZk

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

Does the name @JENGA mean nothing to you animals?!?

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

If you like unfair rule-changes mid-game then you’ll LOVE playing with my cheating kids.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

Friendly reminder: loving The Nightmare Before Christmas is not the same as having a personality.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

Well, I just hit the tip of my peen with the shower squeegee so now I have to cut off the whole hog.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

I bought the pumpkin and now we’re in love.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

Great. Now I’m hard at this pumpkin patch.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

Great. Now I’m hard at this pumpkin patch.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

The Da Vinci Chode.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

(To the tune of the Muppet Babies theme song)

🎶 I’VE GOT SCABIES 🎶

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

I, for one, am looking forward to our new supreme twitter leader Elon and the hoards of sexy crypto-bot followers that are to come.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

It must be such a bummer to cover your Humvee in a matte-camo wrap only to realize it won’t make your daddy love you.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

It still blows my mind that Edamame is short for Edward’s Mommy Got It Goin’ On.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

Oprah is good at everything except choosing fake doctors.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

This’ll show him.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Kanye West wax figure removed from public view at Madame Tussauds https://t.co/SuycxuuAfu

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

@ryanoflan Everyone who liked this and didn’t rt is a coward.

[Ryan O’Flanagan @ryanoflan]

Joaquin Penis

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

@LindsaysFace You can’t tell me this isn’t a top-down view of a wig.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

Maybe kick a rotisserie chicken into the Statue Of David’s peen.

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

Might jump on this trend and throw roast beef at a statue.

[Guardian Environment @guardianeco]

Climate activists throw mashed potatoes at Monet work in Germany https://t.co/jjiTlnVCDO

[JON SCHABL @JSchabl]

DeSantis both sounds like brand of urinal and looks like someone I would piss on.