Jared Scott

[Jared Scott @JScottComedy]

Never met a cookie I didn’t like, but I did meet one I hated and I burned his family in my oven

[Jared Scott @JScottComedy]

Mentally I’m in a moat filled with mayonnaise but sure I’ll give $1.00 to your charity

[Jared Scott @JScottComedy]

It’s my birthday!

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

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@realTrumpNewsX Yes

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@luisjgomez I think people should do what they want with their money

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Carl

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@realTrumpNewsX B

[Jared Scott @JScottComedy]

@realTrumpNewsX Yes

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@EllisMate @SkylineComedy Favorite armbar?

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@CoffeyTimeNews What if I told you both are true

[Jared Scott @JScottComedy]

Is there any oil barons that have $20 million sitting around for a funny guy with an idea? #oilmoney #ineedrichfriends

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@elonmusk Then help stop it

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I officially am leaving the LNC. I don’t know where I’m going, but wish y’all luck. @LPNational

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If you’re over 65 you shouldn’t be allowed to vote or do anything like use your massive wealth to influence politics in a country, or say anything about society. You are no longer participating, sit down.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho But she is allowed on @CNN and @MSNBC, she is still allowed a space at the table in politics as she has been a proven #traitor

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@DebbieforFL Gross

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@SallyMayweather Who cares

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@JoeBiden Look at all the jump cuts. Probably took 6 hours to film

[Jared Scott @JScottComedy]

@BarackObama @JoeBiden @BillClinton @SmartLess Why are you still around?