J. Scott Murphy

Husband. Daddy. I’m short and my beard doesn’t connect.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls Take yo azz back in the house.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls Right up there with the last lil bit of beer that’s hot at the bottom of the can.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls No better feeling.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@CornHarrington Come on back home.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls Shit is dumb…crazy how my times my Nike boxes show up re-taped. Guess they can’t fit that size 7.5

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls @tradeblock_us I stopped even entertaining people on that app. Shit was comical.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls It ain’t fun anymore…

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls Facts

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls You go first.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@DapperTrav Ain’t nothing to it but to do it…

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@DapperTrav Curious as to why…

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@Ebigness Play that Powerball

[I Pronounce The ‘L’ in salmon @IamMrWalls]

Most men are just really big kids with a much better allowance 🤷🏿‍♂️…me included #AdultingAndStuff #adulting

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls We get no respect from em…

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@IamMrWalls Don’t do it, fam. Can’t let them win.

[I Pronounce The ‘L’ in salmon @IamMrWalls]

Mondays are the black jelly bean of all the week days #mondaythoughts #MondayMorning #adulting

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@Ebigness Back like men under 5’-5”. Get wit’ it.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@JDickey1914 Wise beyond her years.

[J. Scott Murphy @JScottMurphy]

@IamMrWalls Salt in the wound…

[LRich_25 @LRich_25]

26 years. It’s been a loooong time coming for us Braves fans. World Series Champs—Let’s go!! #WorldSeries2021