Josh Sempiira

Chocolate superman

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Josh Sempiira @JSempiira]

@Wood_Maya_8 @EconomyApp Gains from investments in anthropic and spacex

[Sundar Pichai @sundarpichai]

Q1 earnings are in: 2026 is off to a terrific start.

Our AI investments and full stack approach are lighting up every part of the business: Search queries are at an all-time high with AI continuing to drive usage. Google Cloud revenue grew 63%, Gemini models have incredible momentum, and it was our strongest quarter ever for consumer AI subs, driven by @GeminiApp.

Thanks to our partners + employees around the world. Much more to share on our earnings call in 20 minutes… and at Google I/O in 20 days!

[Josh Sempiira @JSempiira]

@sdogg011235 Why not Aws? Not saying I disagree necessarily, but what is special/unique about azure and gcp that won't translate to Aws.

[Josh Sempiira @JSempiira]

@fiscal_ai How much of this revenue is the Google Safari default deal. 100% pure profit.

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

The Onion is so fucked bruh

[Mads @europemaxxed]

being broke and having flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

[Demis Hassabis @demishassabis]

‘The Thinking Game’ documentary has just passed 200M views on YouTube in just 4 weeks! 🤯Perfect holiday viewing if you’re interested in a behind-the-scenes look at how an AGI lab works, or what goes into making a Nobel Prize winning project like AlphaFold happen.🧬🚀

[CAMPEONES CAMPEONES CAMPEONES @mashocistic]

god forbid an uber driver feels cunty

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

[mid acceptance speech] I'd also like to thank Nord VPN

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i wake up and my throat didn't pass the swallow test so i know i'm cooked for a couple days

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels when a t-shirt you wear outside gets relegated to a t-shirt you wear at home after a legendary run

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

They got the dumbest bitches working at instagram headquarters

[niall @niallpta]

film twitter:

[Will 🏡 @_suburbanwill]

got full after one plate…