Jacob Shelenhamer

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Good riddance!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

I guess Trump really liked the tune of this.

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

A 32 year old nurse took my V card and had me coming back for like a year.

[Tray(TbabySSG) Wade @twade1995]

Mahomes: Please somebody step up without Kelce!!

Kadarious Toney:

[. @FlRE_EATER]

Congratulations to John from our Crossville, TN location, on being awarded Employee of the Month!🏆 A brilliant achievement, well done! 🎉

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

Welcome to 2022...where you can legally delete your wiener, but not your truck

[Bill D'Agostino @Banned_Bill]

As you celebrate the 4th tomorrow, remember our President's inspiring words about this great nation.

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

I just waitin for Nick Cannons Wild ‘N Out’s Own; Karlous Miller and D.C Young Fly to collab Chris Rock and Will Smith

[RANE 🌧 @RaneBateman]

I speak for most of my peers here:

I really really really don’t care what your Top Songs, Artists, and how many minutes you’ve listed from your Spotify Wrap-Up.

-Sincerely,
The general population

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

@GatlinFreeman15 Isn’t that the truth

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

Hey Apple, it’s Labor Day weekend, quit trying to turn my music down my hearing is already shot

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

Just bring back diesel from the Reagan era

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

I think I spend more time getting gates then actually doing my damn job

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

If every time I go to fill up my truck and I max the damn pump out, that should tell creepy joe that gas is to high, and to figure some shit out

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

@RaneBateman I’m already hurtin

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

Brisk tea is underrated

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

Whoever came up with “streaks” ought to get there ass kicked

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

Instead of worrying about flying cars and gender neutral bathrooms in 2021, can we worry about getting some damn cell service in rural Missouri

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

Can someone explain to me what’s so great about this tattoo artist chick

[Jacob Shelenhamer @JShelenhamer]

Don’t @ me, I’m on lake time @RaneBateman