Joey Moore

No matter where you go, there you are.

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@JoeListComedy fighting the kooks

[ABDULRHMAN🚔| عبدالرحمن @Aaaxxxx]

في البرازيل، حاول لصوص نهب رجل وحيد في الضواحي

لكنهم اختاروا الرجل الخطأ
كان الرجل شرطي خارج الخدمة

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@mattwritesbooks Listening to your podcast with @PeterAttiaMD while I’m eating McDonald’s has me feeling something

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Reposting this because it wasn’t not nearly appreciated enough

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It’s 2005. You’re watching tv at grandmas house. The commercial for the Shirley Temple dvd collection comes on…

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Saltburn was great

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I like to stay positive but Jimmy Fallon gets in my way

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i saw @GreenDay tonight for $2.90

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@marknorm Nobody’s giving Epstein credit for making the place wheelchair accessible

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@Oscoe_Dash It’s a cesspool man. Yet here I am

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Quit autocorrecting omw to “On My Way!” I’m not that fuckin excited

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I don’t want my dog to feel weird so I also wrap my pills in pepperoni before I take them

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They’re returning Mitch McConnell to Pan’s Labyrinth

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I know it was technically a white submersible but still relevant

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rip brave mariners

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She’s gonna be home soon, better turn up the thermostat

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Do yourself a favor

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Stephen King on twitter reminding me to never stop drinking

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If life came with an inventory screen I would dress so cool

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New emo song “Lipstick on My Vape”

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@mattwritesbooks First person I’ve ever seen who also has no nose bone. We’re a rare breed

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Damn it’s pretty good

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Netflix? Oh, you mean my Seinfeld subscription.