Jacob

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

Let the second Summer of Mike Tauchman™ commence

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

Busch Rankings:
1. Michael
2. Everything else
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4569. Stadium

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

Out: good morning texts
In:

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Centerfielder Cody Bellinger and the Chicago Cubs are in agreement on a three-year, $80 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Bellinger will receive opt-outs after each of the first two years of the deal. Bellinger, 28, returns to the Cubs after a prolonged free agency.

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

This owl? Average at best - certainly not superb.

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

@TheOnion Lin-Manuel Miranda looks like shit these days

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

Apologies to my neighbors but when I say I screamed

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

CROSSTOWN WALK OFF!

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

@queso_blanca

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

Crazy how hard it is to watch this Cubs team when they’ve been so bad for the vast majority of this century.

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

The Rays have just asked the Cubs if they’d like to win and we said no.

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

I’m starting to feel much less insecure in my Cubs optimism.

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

Cody Bellinger might be the best player in baseball. This an unbiased and well sampled opinion.

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

I’m in shambles

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

@eastavelax @HamCollMensLax @HamiltonCollege Wouldn’t be here without #beastave !

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

That kid looks familiar...

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Twitter, do your thing!

Help us find this awesome #Cubs fan's family. We want to get him a @nico_hoerner jersey! #EverybodyIn

[Jacob @JSichlau4]

@HamiltonCollege I can’t wait!