Jared Simpson

Doctor of Physical Therapy | Staunch Air-fryer Advocate

[Jared Simpson @JSimpson_07]

@TMathSports @Starbucks Big agree on the Sunergos but sprinkle in Phalchas for Ube and matcha options

[Brandon Phillips @DatDudeBP]

My career included stops in other cities and I loved my time with those clubs. But for me, y’all know DAMN well Cincinnati is my HOME. I love the city, my teammates, especially the FANS. I can finally say, I’m a RED4LIFE!💯🫡 #RedsCountry

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Red 4 Life.

Brandon Phillips will sign a one-day contract on April 25 and retire a Cincinnati Red!

[Pat Kelsey @patkelsey]

"The success of the Louisville Cardinals impacts the morale of our city more than any city our size in America,” Kelsey says. “The most important person in Louisville is the starting point guard, starting quarterback or starting center for the Cardinals. When we win, the sun is out. When we lose, it’s gloomy and people yell at their dog and the pizza doesn’t taste as good. It freakin’ matters here.”

[Jared Simpson @JSimpson_07]

@CardN_AL PBLT at Hammerheads

[Louisville City FC @loucityfc]

Bring another trophy home to Louisville 😏

Good luck in your inaugural @TheUFL season, @uflkings 👊

[JacksonMuse @Jackson_Muse]

Breaking: The Baltimore Ravens are not expected to re-sign OL Daniel Faalele, per sources

[Mark Blankenbaker @UofLSheriff50]

Cards up by 23.

The USF tweets being deleted right now just created a sonic boom.

[35KYSports @35KYSportsMedia]

Louisville x “ Hypnotize” Intro
@CardChronicle

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

😊

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: the Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks.

The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two 1s back to Vegas.

[Jared Simpson @JSimpson_07]

Team 2 or 5

[Timmy Smith @timmysmith26]

Time to switch up Louisville twitter for a bit and have some fun. What Louisville team would you choose?@CardChronicle @romeybean

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tillis: You decided to kill that dog because you had not invested the appropriate time in training it, and then you have the audacity to say it’s a leadership lesson. At that same lunch hour, you killed a goat and said it was behaving badly. You’re a farmer — you don’t castrate a goat, they behave badly. You should have done that before.

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

So technically we won? 10-7 1st offseason win ever🤣🤣

[All Things The Ville @ThingstheVille]

🐐🍺 NuLu Bock Fest is back! 🍺🐐

Celebrate spring in style at the 8th annual NuLu Bock Fest — a FREE, family-friendly festival filled with bock beer, goat racing, and nonstop fun in one of Louisville’s coolest neighborhoods.

📅 Saturday, March 22, 2025
⏰ 12:00 PM – 6:00 PM
📍 NuLu | New Louisville

🎉 Highlights include goat races (yes, really!), local breweries, cocktails, live fun for all ages, the fan-favorite Forecast Dash Baby Goat Race, the new 502 Fun Run/Walk, and the always-popular Wurst Fest.

Grab a beer, cheer on the goats, and soak up the spring vibes in NuLu! 🌸🍻

https://t.co/t6l1aWTRfX

[Aaron West @oeste]

every time i see a clip from eileen gu it makes me think “i want my daughter to see this” and it’s the biggest compliment i could give anyone

[Louisville Men's Basketball @LouisvilleMBB]

Kel found the glitch last night 😅🎮

#GoCards

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

If only there was a way of knowing who was president when all this happened

[Grok @grok]

@SleeperHQ