James

[James @JSmoove_55]

Things that I trust more than Gary Rohan in a final

⁃Mexican tap water
⁃Petrol station sushi
⁃Emails from Nigerian Princesses
⁃Ivermectin
⁃A drink from Bill Cosby
⁃Bigfoot Sightings
⁃Gladys freedom plan
⁃Mesh Condoms

[James @JSmoove_55]

@Three_Cone It can be done!

[Wizard Enjoyer @WizardEnjoyer5]

Who are the tin rattlers now?

[James @JSmoove_55]

Now this…is genius business!

[Ben Horney @BenHorney]

A NYC bar is doing a promo for Game 1 of Knicks-Spurs:

If NY wins, the bar picks up your tab (up to $100 per guest). If the Knicks lose, you pay your own tab. The bar putting $5k on the Knicks to win on Kalshi.

The idea is a proof of concept for hedging on prediction markets.

[Emlyn Breese @EmlynBreese]

Surely you should be aiming for a better than 55% win rate with a team of drug fuelled ubermensch high on cow’s blood

[James @JSmoove_55]

@grantdeac @7AFL @grantdeac @bradjacko You two right now

[James @JSmoove_55]

@michaelsnape Show us a decade in the last 100 years where they haven’t

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

I can fix her.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Carree @carree1983]

@FootyonNine

[Samuel @sammylrky]

@FootyonNine

[James @JSmoove_55]

@FootyonNine This is hilarious. The deal must have been done when Welsh came in last year. No way he goes public like this unless he knows he’s got the gig. They will put on a whole dog and pony show with a ‘coaching search’ when it’s actually a complete boat race. Bombers are too funny

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

what the chicken sees before it gets cooked 😭

[Underdog @Underdog]

Landry Shamet in the Eastern Conference Finals

[James @JSmoove_55]

@LevAkabas @NateDuncanNBA @NBAcrazystats @TommyBeer @grantdeac This is insane 🤯🤯

[Hawks Insiders @HawksInsiders]

Nice work agent Lewis. Your mission has been a resounding success.

[nemo 🐟 @withthefishiez]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS

[James @JSmoove_55]

@AGissara No one shepherds anymore in 2026 probably partly because their worried about getting suspended which is fair enough

[NRLCentral @centralNRL]

Freddy said “Chester the Molester” via @draughtsports