Jordan “Jordy” Snortington

29 y/o Financial Analyst | Husband and Father | TCU ‘19

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

Apparently sister told the parentals she’s worried I got a drinking problem. Mom snitched on her #foid #beattheallegations

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

Fire me up bitches #lynyrd #formycountry

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

The 4th is here and I will be blacked from now until Sunday, good luck out there #GodBlessPresidentTrump #twohundredfifty #beer #tobykeith

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

Summer camp job is over and mom asked if I wanted a “treat” to celebrate. I asked and obtained for a 30 rack. Time to be drunk until school starts up again #iguess #fucktheenglish #callitwhatitis

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

I got way too baked at work and I’ve been sitting in the bathroom stall for 30 minutes #whoops

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

Father left me as a child so I went to racist drunkles house for Father’s Day, but I’ll always take two plates and a vodka soda #fuckwyndhamclark #happyfathersday #fuckthedutchslavetrade

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

Jordan’s back and he’s ready to go golfing #whiteboysummer

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

Eating food and beer I can’t afford, not today Netanyahu! #momsweek #thankgod

[Jordan “Jordy” Snortington @JSnortington]

Chat getting lippy, do my fucking homework #typicaltuesday #fucked