Julian Sourivongs

Bio? No I'm in physics.

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i luv when cats sit in tht position tht makes them look like a rotisserie chicken

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POV: you laid on the couch

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What’s the quickest was to wake up your SO? Start throwing up

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I may be staying at La Quinta but I’m draped in towels like I’m at The Ritz Carlton

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@thecassan I haven’t brushed my teeth since the pandemic started 😌

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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You either die a hero or live long enough to become a pop band

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I got that lightweight women’s double sculls stroke rate

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@sojumimi This tweet re-wired my brain

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I get those goosebumps every time, yea, I need that hymen, throw that to the side, yea

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@balllikesandler https://t.co/J62r58Ri3c but about your OF

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William da foam

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I got my third dose under a highway overpass

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Life hack: reverse cowgirl the toilet seat

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If the toilet water is blue in a public restroom, it’s safe to drink and it’s berry flavored

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@err0rdactyl @Annerbee I’m basketball player

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7.5-8 hr naps at around 10:30 at night hit differently

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The Her soundtrack being on Spotify will, most certainly, destroy my life.
https://t.co/eGZfrRlNe4

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Make companies pay for the pollution they create!!!!

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What is so hard about seasoning both sides of a bagel???