Jack Sparrow 🇺🇸

Pirate. Scallywag. Rum Aficionado. If rum can't fix it, you're not using enough rum.

[Ben Bergquam - Real America’s Voice (RAV-TV) News @BenBergquam]

To all the Socialist Democrats protesting ICE in Austin… SCREW YOU!

God Bless ICE!

@RealAmVoice

[Tamara Lich 🇨🇦 @LichTamara]

I can smell the cats and stale red wine from here 🥴

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

What do you call this body shape?! �

[🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮 @hoshizorarock]

皆様おはようございます🧀🍖🇯🇵🇺🇸

[Jack Sparrow 🇺🇸 @JSparrow1700]

@BoLoudon She's the Best!

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨Japan's first ever female Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi just made SURE to tell the Fake News she is a PROUD ALLY of President Trump and the USA.

"I would like to demonstrate to the world how robhst our alliance is."

God bless Sanae.

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

EVEN THE BOYS ARE HAVING FUN!!!😂😂😂

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Kristen Morwick, head coach of @TuftsUniversity's Women's Track and Field Team, allegedly made a post online appearing to promote violence against Republicans by running them over.

We reached out to the university for comment, but they did not respond.

[Jack Sparrow 🇺🇸 @JSparrow1700]

@gamu0514 No worries, we love her! 🇯🇵 🇺🇸

[Jack Sparrow 🇺🇸 @JSparrow1700]

@__0HOUR1_ @Savsays Okay. And why are we meeting her? 🫤

[Jack Sparrow 🇺🇸 @JSparrow1700]

@IfindRetards In fairness, his wife is a white liberal woman, so he chose the better option 😏

[Irish🇮🇪✝️ @CapatanEl4662]

An African can live in Ireland for fifty years, have ten kids in a Dublin maternity ward, and still not be Irish. The passport is paper. The blood isn’t. They remain African. Their children remain African. 🇮🇪✌🏻✝️

[Jack Sparrow 🇺🇸 @JSparrow1700]

@ShoreUndercover They would be arrested on RICO charges if it wasn't the government 🤬

[Eastern Shore Undercover ® @ShoreUndercover]

Eastern Shore Undercover Editorial: Maryland's Sky-High Vehicle Registration Fees Are Out of Control

We got a renewal notice for our daughter's car tags this morning, and it sent me down the rabbit hole comparing Maryland's fees to Delaware, Virginia, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania. The numbers might surprise you.

Read Full Article Here: https://t.co/jV7Z85xxlL

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!❤️

[Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant]

Deport.

[Bruce Blakeman @NassauExec]

I will create an Animal Welfare Department in New York State.

We must create a hotline to report animal abuse and protect our dogs and cats.

My son adopted a beautiful dog, and we need to encourage more pet adoptions across our state!

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

Cuba has left the building 🤣

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

OK now this is clever 👏

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

“wE’rE bOyCoTtInG tRuMp” 🥴