Jason (2026 Version)

you’re only as hot as your last hit baby

[Jason (2026 Version) @JSquared81]

Be the best pile of trash you can be

[Underdog @Underdog]

How the last 3 National Championships would have looked if the SEC left the NCAA:

[Jason (2026 Version) @JSquared81]

Pack it up. We’ve had enough of him.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

That's it for Lionel Messi.

Unless it's not ... 👀

#FIFAWorldCup | #Argentina

[Jason (2026 Version) @JSquared81]

@TorukVonTrier Sneaky great discography. One of my fav concerts too

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

so much to say about the odyssey but have to start with how unbelievably emotional it made me to see a trans man as one of the first faces onscreen in one of the biggest movies of the year and called the bravest young man odysseus had ever met. elliot page was perfect.

[Jason (2026 Version) @JSquared81]

🥺🥺

[Matt Neglia @NextBestPicture]

RIP Brenda Fricker (1945-2026)

[reedrolling @ReedRolling]

I’ll just take a doxy pep after I eat a salad

[𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎 @MeliMels99]

Hi, Friends.

Feel free to use this as a response to anyone clutching their pearls at your jubilation over the expiration of the Senator from South Carolina

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Adulting is NOT doing anything on a Friday night cause you worked all week long and you're just very tired.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.

[Jason (2026 Version) @JSquared81]

Imagine you’re an alien and this is the first thing you see on earth

[BigBrotherJunkie👁 #BB28 @89razorskate20]

No Rachel!!!!!!!! #BB28

[Zack Perez @TheZackPerez]

Now how does CBS keep getting away with airing murders on NATIONAL TELEVISION????

#BB28

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

McConnell is almost certainly dead but they should try and resuscitate him anyway just in case he has the anti-Fetterman brain damage that makes him woke

[Jason (2026 Version) @JSquared81]

Holy shit England

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani to open NYC's first-ever food pantry for pets.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Jason (2026 Version) @JSquared81]

LETS FUCKING GO

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.

Story with @Dan_Sheldon_

https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

As a leftist, if you can’t understand the nuances and differences between billionaires like Bezos and Musk, and billionaires like Taylor Swift and Tom Steyer, you’re shooting yourself in the foot.

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

Not a single detail in this press release was leaked beforehand. All the tabloids and their digging didn't get one word of it.

They got to announce it on their own terms, and that's all I could have possibly wanted for them.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE MARRIED!

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

This is literally the white smoke coming out of the Sistine chapel for Swifties