J-Stache

Do you like mustachioed nuts? Let me salt your lip sweetie. Yes, it's me. I made John Oates famous but I'm stuck Tweeting with you douches.

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do you like free things? @guidetocool are giving away free things of the best variety: things involving me. http://bit.ly/acA5CV

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good sir, you are a god among kings among men. RT @johnmquick
Brief Review: Run @JStache Run!!! for iPhone - http://bit.ly/8XUWI6

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@dankilby your twitter icon is turning me on something serious.

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i'll be giving away more copies of my gaming magnum opus soon, so you can stop your crying if you didn't win. you sissies.

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@katieaalexander, @helyreilly, @johnmquick, @LRLittleDipper, @OlDirtySanchez enjoy the free copies of Run J-Stache Run!

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Listen up! You've only got a couple more hours to beg me to impart gaming nirvana on your undeserving asses. http://bit.ly/99Hv3V

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You gave Steve Jobs all your money? Let me give you something for free - http://bit.ly/99Hv3V

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RT this to maybe win a copy of Run J-Stache Run. I’m picking 5 of you tweeting twitterrers by the end of today. DO IT!

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@PWGames your mother is a little minx. rowr.

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@PWGames plus i've gotta give those losers with an iPad something to do with their $500 giant iPod. they should caress my short and fuzzies.

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@PWGames no, numbnuts. it's called "spreading the word." i'm required to pimp this game 24/7 - it's in my contract.

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Hey - do this! RT @PWGames First 5 people to RT this message get a promo code for a free copy of our iphone game Run J-Stache, Run! GO!

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110% magical. unicorns & rainbows. RT @PoppedCulture a tribute to the time before you were a 'stache without a face http://goo.gl/fb/AJTEi

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@daisybruce you better believe it. oatesie ain't nothin without me.

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@mcasburn you're damn right.

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@knicosia377 i prefer to think of myself as "dignified." "cheesestache" is an incorrect term, sir. http://bit.ly/cyCsWN

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@TheonetrueCams i appreciate your support. i AM filled with power. it's called "a steady supply of weed"

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@jimmyfallon - thanks for having me on your show last night. Santana's stache didn't know what hit him. http://bit.ly/cC0JFh

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Considering I'm a videogame genius, @CraveOnline asked me to review the worst stuff on the app store. Check it! http://bit.ly/bZsCsi

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my iphone game just got a couple new levels, meaning you have no reason not to fork over a buck for this greatness! http://bit.ly/aYPJzx