Jessie

🌈 she/her

[Jessie @JStangret]

I watched the sunrise over Mt. Everest this morning from my toilet while taking a shit, live ur best life ladies and gentlemen

[sam @samanthaswft]

for those who doesn’t know, this is like Jesus inviting Judas to his resurrection party

[alexis @miss_flawIess]

Quarter quell she’s gonna execute them

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Taylor Swift’s Last Album Sparked Bizarre Accusations of Nazism. It Was a Coordinated Attack

Data analysis of social media posts painting the singer as a Trump supporter or white supremacist revealed a network of inauthentic accounts.
https://t.co/Nsxuv8LwnI

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Childless woman supporting universal childcare so my friends can still hang out with me.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Im BEGGING y’all: please just give money.

Foodbanks are one charity where money goes a LONG ASS WAY because they get subsidized prices for the food they purchase.

I only raised $3K by myself and it was enough for almost 11,000 full MEALS they told me.

Donate MONEY.

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

It’s a sick world when charming people like Jennifer Lawrence have to feel like this while Ryan Reynolds is allowed to continue his insufferable schtick for decades

[archie @Archie_Saunders]

If it’s James Corden, I’m burning every cinema to the ground. Nobody will be watching the movie.

[kri ⁷ @kminjoonie]

The concept of pretending to care about the environment while casually chatting with ai.

[Jessie @JStangret]

@LagunaBiotchIG going tomorrow and freaking out

[⭐️❤️‍🔥 @deaunteee]

we're so fucked like our activists are arguing about taylor swift while the supreme court is thinking about overturning the voting rights act.

[mira ⚔️ @themiraarchives]

mamdani: let’s visit historic spots in new york on a beautiful day!

other mayoral candidates: I Hate This Fucking City

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe when jesse mccartney said "that thing you've got behind you is amazing" he was talking about my past. and everything i have overcome

[rom-com archive @romcomarchive]

never forget

[Jessie @JStangret]

@concertleaks @halsey I wasn’t ready then and i’m definitely not ready now

[Christopher King @chr1st0pherk1ng]

They threw every gay buzzword they had at me and it’s working

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

Katy Perry spent 11 minutes in space? I spent 9 hours at the mall of america on acid at 18 years old. i’m not saying i’m better than her i’m just saying it’s obvious who the real american hero is.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

gentle reminder that you're literally training ai for free to take your job away from you every time you have your dumbfuck little conversations with it

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Omg hey girl! We were just talking shit about you

[icebergy ❄️ @Icebergy]

Europe working on a weekend
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