Robert'); DROP TABLE players; --

Providence Crabs outfielder in PBE, three-time 5-for-N hitter in MiLPBE

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

We are the champions, my friend!

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Clam chowder at the Pot! Best ballpark concession in the baseball world.

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Well, at least it was nice to be in the playoffs again.

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Ouch, rough stretch of games for me and for the team. Here's hoping I return to pre-All-Star form soon.

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Triple shy of the cycle for what, the third time this season? It has to happen at some point.

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Hey, now.

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Playing the best baseball of my life these days. Can I claw my way back to 0 career WAR ny the season's end?

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

New team, new ballpark, new me. Get ready to see some career-high numbers in the near future!

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Tonight, I play my last games as a Maui Mako. It would be nice to conclude my time here with a win.

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

I'm a Crab!

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

@CaliHawks_PBE lot of Ls

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Congratulations to the Sloths! A perennial contender, and they've made good on it this year.

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Well, my bracket is busted.

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Offseason already for me and many others. Would be nice to be playing baseball still.

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

That was chaos, and I loved every second of it.

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

People do process oranges into juice, but you'll get no due process after a Code of Conduct punishment.

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

What's the difference between an orange and a Code of Conduct punishment?

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[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

You can peel an orange, but you can't appeal a Code of Conduct punishment.

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

What's the difference between an orange and a Code of Conduct punishment?

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

What's the difference between an orange and a Code of Conduct punishment?

#PBEsim

[Robert'); DROP TABLE players; -- @JStevensonPBE]

Last quarter of the season. Upward trend of the last few years is doomed, I fear, but we still have time to disrupt other teams :)

#PBEsim