Jacob Stocker

Paramedic 🚑
@cpfc 🦅
@mclarenf1 🏎️

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst:

- The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired

- The Queen of England died

- COVID hit

- 2 national lockdowns

- Russia invaded Ukraine

- Abramovic sold Chelsea

- John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace

- Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Palace won the FA cup and community shield

- Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or

- Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again

- Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One

- Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times

- Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times

- The AI boom

- Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice

- Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors

- Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times

- Watford have had 14 managers

- Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again

- Southampton lost 9-0 twice

- Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga

- Elon Musk bought Twitter

- OceanGate submarine imploded

- Apple have released 8 new iPhones

- Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@CPFCBen2008

[Phil @pnm1979]

🔴🔵GIVEAWAY🔴🔵

If Palace beat Larnaca tonight I’ll give away one of my new FA Cup final prints (A3 unframed).

Just share this post and I’ll choose a winner at random.

https://t.co/5O4M2AZoM5

[Luke @SomePalaceGuy]

WE'RE HAVING A PARTY
WE'RE HAVING A BALL
BRIGHTON AND MILLWALL
HAVE WON FUCK ALL

[EUROPA LEAGUE WINNERS 🏆 @nowthenmardybxm]

lets play a game!!#pl and @FA_PGMOL only deemed one of these four challenges worthy of a penalty! can you guess which one?😁

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@Mark_CPFC Cut the crown off and get one of Deano 💪🏻

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@bbctms A new version of the night watchman... Almost the Tea Watchman

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@JayFoulston It was my young niece's first ever football match last night and she was the mascot who walked out with you. She loved every second, and spent the whole matching cheering "number 3!" 🥲😆

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@TUFC1899 @thatchers_cider 18th

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@lollujo And they said let's plays are out of fashion 🤔

[Wiseview @_IanAdams]

Catching up with @JStock013 and celebrating his incredible hard work in achieving a Paramedic Degree.

No ice creams this evening, only intoxicating liquor. #Exeter had better watch out! #Result 🥃🚑

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@LBC "The officer stopped the cyclist and issued him with a ticket for careless and inconsiderate cycling under s29 of the Road Traffic Act 1988." More fake news for clicks 🙄

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@_IanAdams 10/10 snacks that is Mr Adams

[Oll the Bear @TheGamerTek33]

#CPFC

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@CPFC_GEO 🦅🦅🦅

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@India__Hickey @CPFC keep refreshing - it worked for me :)

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@CPFC Thank God arsenal are playing Madrid tonight... no one will ever know of this result 🥲

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@MattHatesSports @Holmesdale Never even thought of that! Cheers

[Jacob Stocker @JStock013]

@TUFC1899 @thatchers_cider 13th