James Stangeland

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@rob_mcstan @responsiblparty I find myself very confused by these new voting rules. Seems like it could be simplified.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@amrook That’s a first?!? I’m kinda surprised. Given the miles you put in and whatnot. Oh wait…you probably do maintenance, don’t you?

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@rob_mcstan Programmers and mechanical engineers have very different ideas of what brute forcing a lock means. [puts angle grinder down]

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@rob_mcstan I think more white collar criminals should get jail time (VERY few do). Not sure if it will deter them but fines aren’t doing it. Im still bitter nobody faced real repercussions for sub-prime crisis. I’ll lobby for more lenient punishment for non-violent drug offenders not Holmes

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@scalzi I’ve seen what you call a burrito. I don’t think anyone should feel safe around you.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@djmacandcheeze I’m going to pretend that I don’t know you’re in med-school, and that you still have your old gig. Makes government jobs sound a lot more interesting.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@leitzell Ok but what about La Niña?

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@scalzi Additionally at no point did we learn the lyrics to Beatles songs. Pretty sure that epigenetics or a time traveling CRISPR user implanted that knowledge directly into our DNA.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@rob_mcstan Not even a hot take. Just a statement of fact.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@djmacandcheeze I kind of love this. Definitely will nominate for Poe’s law of the year award*.
*Pretty sure this award doesn’t exist, but it should.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@KHesser @BlueBicycles Bike thieves suck. 😢

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@rob_mcstan I’m team alien. Corporations being people is bad enough. I’m putting my foot down when it comes to naturalizing balloons.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@leilathebrave Don’t get me started on puzzles…

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@yardsalesman It’ll crash, just you wait.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@leilathebrave A plant that bursts into flames and fruits into a magical bird is JUST what my landscaping needs. Do you think I could find some heirloom seeds anywhere? We’re a zone 8b fwiw.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@rob_mcstan It rains a lot around here.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@franzyprawnzy @amrook Indeed. Baby tiny cat on her baby tiny quilt.

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@amrook

[James Stangeland @JStrangelove]

@leilathebrave And hugs! Cancer is scary. Fuck that noise.