Jared Surber

I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

@packers This isn’t a fluke, this is a pattern with Lafleur as head coach. Fire Lafleur, trade Jordan Love, and give Malik Willis a shot at starting #packersvsbears

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

Dear @packers, can we get rid of Keisean Nixon now? I don’t know what’s worse, his attitude or his performance on the field. Liability in all aspects of the game #packersbears

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

My kneejerk reactions to Trump victory

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

😂 The @packers looking at @AaronRodgers12 , @tae15adams , @AllenLazard , and @rcobb18 like 👇🏻….#JetsvsSteelers

[MLB @MLB]

A season of adversity?

Nothing was stopping the @Braves from making the #postseason. 😮‍💨

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

2024 WORLD CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

Hey @redbull, I’m a Red Bull Sales Rep and I just realized my favorite band, @BEARTOOTHband, is on the @redbullrecords label. Can a guy get some concert tickets or merch or something? 😂

[Tayyy @tayjoness]

With the realization that Biden and Trump will be the nominees in November, RFK Jr. is trending. America knows these are two of the worst candidates we've ever had. We don't want a rematch. We're ready for change.

#Kennedy24

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

@MaloneTy16 getting nervous yet? 😂

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

@RasulEra I’d be real interested to hear what your thoughts are on the @packers defensive problems since you’re with a different organization now, and if keeping Joe Barry makes sense to anybody but Lafleur 👀 #FireJoeBarry

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

@MaloneTy16

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

Found this in a random box of memorabilia, see anybody familiar @RonsWashington ?

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

PAUL HARVEY'S LETTER TO HIS GRANDCHILDREN

“We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.

I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.

I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.

And I really hope nobody gives you a brand-new car when you are sixteen.

It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.

I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.

I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.

When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.

I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.

On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.

If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.

I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.

When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.

I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy/girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.

May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove, and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.

I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it... And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he/she is not your friend.

I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.

May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.

I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.

These things I wish for you are tough times and disappointment, hard work, and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.”

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

@packers

[Nox Holloway @NoxHolloway]

fine😞 ‘23 Braves rewrite

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

There is nothing like that first true sweatshirt weather day. Crisp fall air. Full slate of football and playoff baseball.

It’s like I’m reborn as a person. The possibilities limitless. Our hopes and dreams have no bounds. Our misshapen bodies covered in layers. What a feeling.

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

American team:

- haven’t played Italian Open at the host venue
- most haven’t played competitive golf since August
- 3 players didn’t go to the practice session
- captain didn’t bother scouting top LIV players
- picks made on friendships not merit

Currently 4-0 down.

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

Got a bad feeling this USA Ryder Cup team is going to get destroyed #RyderCup2023

[Jared Surber @JSurb33]

Samesies 🥴

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

When octopuses are stressed, they generally don't want to be seen much.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

6 STRAIGHT!

The Atlanta Braves are 2023 NL East Champions!

#ForTheA