James A. Swierzbin

Jack-Of-All-Trades and Professional Raconteur

[James A. Swierzbin @JSwierzbin]

@Variety

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@RadioFreeTom Me reacting to this incredible post. Thank you @RadioFreeTom #TheFinalFrontier

[Narragansett Beer @Gansettbeer]

Day ELEVEN of ‘Gansett Christmas. Yeah, we knew you’d all lose it at this. We’re giving away ONE Caption Quint Figure… a truly rare find. RT and Follow to win 🎄

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

This is the face of a cat that understands the basic concept of vaccination better than @AaronRodgers12.

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@mikepriceinla @TheSimpsons Sure seems like we've seen '90's Homer before... #TheSimpsons #MyCanonHasOnly11Seasons

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@BpenfieldJ Time is a flat circle

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@BpenfieldJ Oh, I think we can count on that 😉

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@NCoitABC6 Exactly, @ESPN is going to do HUGE numbers. Best for a docu-miniseries I can find are the 14-million-ish viewers per episode pulled in by @KenBurns The Civil War in 1990. Granted that was on @PBS 30-yrs ago but in an unprecedented situation like this it could be bested for sure.

[James A. Swierzbin @JSwierzbin]

@BpenfieldJ If you're looking for inspiration, 1918 has a little ditty you may be interested in ;-) https://t.co/xb1vHxivTy

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👀👀👀👀 @Jumpman23 & @Xbox are a perfect match #Nike #Microsoft

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

RT for a chance to win a Limited Edition Jordan Brand Custom Xbox One X console.

NoPurchNec. Ends 2/27. Rules: https://t.co/UEucXRuVY0

[James A. Swierzbin @JSwierzbin]

@BpenfieldJ

[James A. Swierzbin @JSwierzbin]

@BpenfieldJ If IG-11 were an animal, you damn well better believe Greef would have kept some and got a hell of a stew together for Cara Dune

[ESPN @espn]

18 years ago, Stone Cold Steve Austin took Booker T to the grocery store 🛒

(via @WWE)

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Kevin Harlan's Westwood One radio call of the cat on the field is, as you might expect, an all-time great call. How much of a pro is Harlan? He worked a sponsor read into it.

[The Ringer @ringer]

Upon the 40th anniversary of ESPN, @bryancurtis revisits Keith Olbermann and Dan Patrick, the wisecracking anchors whose “Big Show” revolutionized sports broadcasting and late night TV https://t.co/5zriUbipWU

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Tom Brady was the 199th pick in the NFL draft.

His numbers are better than the two No. 1 overall picks had in Indy.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

3 opening day starters.

The 2016 #Patriots QB room.

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew