jessie

i’m not the sharpest knife in the toaster

[jessie @JSwizz13]

this kid in front of me at lecture this morning accidentally broke his banana in half and he turned around and said “you want one?” i love this place

[jessie @JSwizz13]

does anyone else accidentally stop at green lights or am i just silly

[palmer @decentbirthday]

*guy who pronounces bereal like cereal*

guy: you guys using bereal?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[sad oat @sad_oat]

how do i formally challenge the supreme court to a fistfight

[jessie @JSwizz13]

whenever someone asks me how i’m doing, i can’t help but feel the urge to show them these receipts on a monthly basis. i mean cmon. the range? CREED? i am doing well, shockingly. no worries

[jessie @JSwizz13]

i’m gonna end up being one of those crazy ass people that goes to local high schools and host pep talks for kids about how they can do whatever they want with their silly little lives. i’ve come to terms with it.

[jessie @JSwizz13]

@RyanBlystone_ i hope you had the greatest day!

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Was anyone else’s Spotify wrapped kinda mean?

[jessie @JSwizz13]

the beginning of the third pirates of the caribbean is GAS. yo ho, bitch.

[jessie @JSwizz13]

i just ate a hotdog at my brothers graduation ceremony. cheers!

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

The girl who moves entire beehives with her bare hands on Tik Tok could take out the US military