Jonathan Thomas

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

With the 9th pick in the 2025 #MLBDraft, the Cincinnati Reds select SS Steele Hall.

Welcome to Reds Country, Steele‼️

[SportsTalkATL.com @SportsTalkATL]

Alex Anthopoulos and the Atlanta Braves opted against paying top dollar for Dansby Swanson, Freddie Freeman, and Max Fried. Instead, they handed out nearly $800 million in extensions to their younger and lesser proven core players.

https://t.co/bni6UlaKat

[David O'Brien @DOBrienATL]

Dbacks scored SEVEN runs in the 9th inning to beat the #Braves 11-10 and complete a series sweep. “If you were looking for a rock bottom, this might be it,” Braves broadcaster and Hall of Fame pitcher Tom Glavine said.

Atlanta has lost 11 of 14 and is 7 games under .500 (27-34)

[Going Concern @going_concern]

Oh hell yeah the AICPA is starting shit with the private equity dorks🍿

https://t.co/mwbX43qIYF

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords.

I grabbed a pen and paper and said, “Thank God for that, what are they?”

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

NFL teams will sign rapists, wife beaters and players with other serious felonies. The Browns gave Deshaun Watson the biggest contract in football history after 20+ women accused him of sexual assault. The simple explanation on Shadeur? 32 NFL teams don’t think he’s that good.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The moral of the Shedeur Sanders story is that if you’re going to be an obnoxious asshole and a huge distraction you better also he really really good at your job. Shedeur is not good enough to compensate for the headache he causes. It’s that simple.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

North Carolina’s AD who heads the selection committee putting them in the tourney

[Jeremy Roberts @JeremyRoberts12]

Thanks to @GarrettWalkr and the Alabama men’s basketball staff for leaving the visitors’ locker room at Neville better than they found it.

Respect.

[Arielle Schafer @arielle_schafer]

right place, right time🤷‍♀️

Here's what my camera saw in that last possession by #Alabama

Holy crap.

@CBS_42 | #RollTide

[Alabama Men’s Basketball @AlabamaMBB]

Never a question Mark.

[Kevin Scarbinsky @KevinScarbinsky]

IBOB update for the Nate Oats-Bruce Pearl era:

Wins
Alabama 7
Auburn 5

Total points
Alabama 1,001
Auburn 1,001

SEC wins
Alabama 75
Auburn 72

Overall wins
Alabama 141
Auburn 141

Absolutely amazing.

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

Perhaps the most important line of the night

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's https://t.co/5xv0SC5Cd0

[The Megyn Kelly Show @MegynKellyShow]

.@MegynKelly: "Tom Hanks I'm sure is worth a billion dollars. I'm sure he's got multiple mansions across the world... And you know who got it for him? All of us. Guys like the one he's making fun of, who went to see 'Forrest Gump,' and 'Big,' and all the fun Tom Hanks movies, and never once thought he was judging them as stupid, rural, worth-nothing racists."

FULL: https://t.co/y7hXb41aE3

[Charlie Potter @Charlie_Potter]

DeVonta Smith is the fifth player to win a national championship, a Heisman Trophy and a Super Bowl.

Tony Dorsett, Pitt
Marcus Allen, USC
Charles Woodson, Michigan
Reggie Bush, USC
DeVonta Smith, Alabama

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The first putter in a scramble who misses every putt but shows the line

[Rick Karle @RickKarle]

.@AlabamaFTBL practice official Eddie Conyers & his wife Peggy are celebrating their 76th wedding anniversary today.

Asked about the secret to his long marriage, Eddie tells me, “We go out to dinner twice a week. Peggy goes out on Tuesdays & I go out on Fridays.”

#RollTideEddie

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s uncanny

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

This was Bob Uecker’s last words on the Brewers broadcast. It hurts even more now.

Bob Uecker felt this loss.

"Well, New York, down. They did it. And The Crew will uh, will have it end, here tonight."

"I'm telling you. That one -- had some sting on it."

#RIPBobUecker