JT DeVito

Chef. Scholar. Gentleman.

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

I do my best cooking/drink making when I’m 1-3 gummies deep. 😂 Clarified passion fruit margaritas and pot roast sliders on pretzel buns today

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

Attempting to clarify all of my favorite cocktails because I have a problem has been such a fun challenge. Especially with the tiki cocktails. But I’ve gotten damn good at it (not to toot my own horn) Like this is a Painkiller….but crystal clear. Science is awesome man

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

Oregon is fuckin terrible.

(I sneak nuked em)

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

@BeatinTheBookie Here’s hoping! I’ll use it to buy a package the second I am chosen!

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

@cryptobeast Let’s gooo. I need a new car 😂

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

@AmericanAir Absolutely. I’ll be in touch shortly

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

Hey @AmericanAir ,

I left Phoenix this morning with 4 wheels on my suitcase. When I got my bag in Atlanta today, there were only 3 wheels and some serious scratches all over the outside. Do your people toss bags like it’s a wrestling match or something??

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

@Chilis can I get a sneak peek of June’s marg of the month?? My wife and I will be visiting on Monday 👀

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

Batched banana espresso martinis are way too fucking dangerous. I keep going into my fridge and just take a little tip every time I go in there for something while cooking 😂

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

Not be that nerd. But those presidential documentaries on Netflix are GOOD

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@CutwaterSpirits how many likes or pics of my dog do I have to get/send to get a years worth of banana mudslides?

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

Hey @CutwaterSpirits what’s a guy gotta do to get a lifetime supply of the espresso martini/banana mudslides?

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

@FanDuel_Racing Right before the race goes off. Seems sus.

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

I got winded just watching this

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis: #WinterOlympics SPEED. 🔥

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

How could @tacobell bring back the volcano burrito and make me so happy only to rip it away from me shortly afterwards 😭 I only got to eat 2 of em 😭😭

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

Me watching the cardiac bears yet again

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

God Bless America. God Bless the Chicago Bears. And God Bless Jim Cornelison.

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

@SharpHalftime YES

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

Was that dude on Nashville just beefing with a kid from the penalty box? 😂

[JT DeVito @JTDeVito]

@Jaxweah 26,457. Covers all student loans remaining and CC debt so I could start saving for a house 🤷‍♀️🙏🏻