Austen

Thus, I give up the spear!

[Austen @JTHM777]

https://t.co/vN1NrFb8CH

[Austen @JTHM777]

@borntobwildddd @sleepy_devo Calling it what? But nah, syntax errors aside people like myself enjoy flawed characters because they are messy like real people. Not everyone is some super idealized golden version of perfection that doesn’t offend anyone and isn’t toxic at all. That’s propaganda for pussies

[Wefail @wefail]

The Swamp

[Austen @JTHM777]

@LifeisaGameMag Back when the gameplay was actually fun and characters could be flawed

[Austen @JTHM777]

Pirates of the Caribbean 1 if Jack was aware of The Matrix

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

Buccaneer (2007)

[Austen @JTHM777]

@rlizzy_horror Treasure chest

[Austen @JTHM777]

The world needs more Ernest

[Justin Lloyd (Jim Varney's Biographer/Nephew) @jimvarneybook]

Coming later this year! Can't wait!
𝗘𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘁 & 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 is a 150+ page full-color graphic novel that serves as the first new adventure for the beloved Ernest P. Worrell character in over 25 years. Developed by the original IP owners and written by Corey Perkins, the supernatural story follows Ernest as he finds a magical stone in a failing town.

[Austen @JTHM777]

@WeWatchedAMovie Anytime a lobby is mentioned or I’m in one I always say “EEN DIS LOBBY, WILL THERE BE TP”

[We Watched A Movie @WeWatchedAMovie]

https://t.co/QU3KERRnSn

[Austen @JTHM777]

@WeWatchedAMovie I saw this one show where if a husband got certain chores done he was rewarded by his wife with sex. There was a point system on the fridge and everything

[Austen @JTHM777]

Fat people are filled with scrambled eggs

[Motivasyon @motivasyonhane]

Yağ yakmak istiyorsanız, şunları bilmelisiniz:

1- Koşmamalısınız

[House of Dracula (☥𝐃𝐁) @CountDraculaDB]

Near Dark deserves way more love.

One of the best vampire movies not only from the 80s but, overall.

[clover ✿ @cyberghostface]

Adjusting the eyes alone IMMEDIATELY fixes 99% of the problem

[GOG.COM @GOGcom]

On the evening of his 21st birthday, Jackie is targeted for assassination by his "Uncle" Paulie Franchetti out of sheer paranoia that Jackie is after his position as the Don. As night falls, the Darkness - an ancient demonic force which has inhabited Jackie's bloodline for generations - violently manifests and massacres his pursuers. With his new powers, Jackie gradually dismantles Paulie's drug and money laundering operations.

This is our low-poly take on the scene from the game The Darkness.
Vote on the GOG Dreamlist to Make this game live forever!
#thedarkness #lowpoly #retrostyle #classicgames

[Austen @JTHM777]

@nypost There’s no singing in prison

[Drunk Superman @DrunkSuperman3]

Since Doctor Evil in the News. I might as well bring out my favorite skit from that movies. R.i.p. Verne Troyer, He was the best Napoleon ever.

[Kevin Bolk (K-Bo.) @kevinbolk]

I almost missed Jim Varney’s birthday, so you get Ernest P. Worrell’s Bizarre Adventure!

[Austen @JTHM777]

@WeWatchedAMovie We were all thinking it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bob Odenkirk has returned as Saul Goodman in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.