Jack Tomlin

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@jaythedon007 @Roi7Le @WeAreWST @fouldsy147 He teaches it in his snooker course.

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@davidfrum ?

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@afneil @mailplus *peek

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@CLSnooker Scott 'Pinball Wizard' Donaldson

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@VickiTurk Lots of fancy words in these replies, but there are also subtle ones I see while sub-editing that I don't feel many people say in regular life, like 'certainly' – 'it's certainly a good product'. Certainly going to be edited out...

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring

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@itvnews At least you spelt the surname 'Nicholson' wrongly four times the same way. It says 'Nicholoson' in the headline, picture credit, and twice in the body copy

[Stuart @punished_stu]

working out with M.C Escher

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

pushing to make this the new weekend video

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@senornunes @nr147 @judd147t Is that 'crap' the Express is censoring? 😆 My instinct was that it was a stronger C-word, but it doesn't fit the sentence.

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@fouldsy147

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@secondmentions

[Reuters @Reuters]

Rolling in toilet paper: Australian family over-orders coveted commodity https://t.co/7cl5PNZgL3

[Stacey Farnell @bigstace9]

If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know? I need to borrow some chairs.

[Jack Tomlin @JTJournals]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @Bunnahabhain 40 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/EQ3qlWaZo5

[NZXT @NZXT]

Balance the likes and retweets
Don't ruin it

[Owen Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @OwsWills]

“Sally, could you give me a few paragraphs about the new Vegan Fish Fingers for the shelf edge display, please���

“Sure, how many words?”

“Oh, whatever feels comfortable”

[Sally submits first draft]

“Hey Sally - thanks for this, it’s a *bit* too long though”

“Ok, how about...”

[Huw Davies @thehuwdavies]

Are we just going to ignore that somebody’s murdered John Higgins #bbcsnooker

[London Review Bookshop @LRBbookshop]

if you were or are the friendly gent (blue coat) who was in the shop half an hour ago and left a big jar of bees on the table in the poetry section, please come back and reclaim your jar of bees. if you aren't, please rt until we find him #FindTheBeeGent

[Jack Tomlin @JTJournals]

@MedwayMessenger "Fish n' shop shop burgled", "A man has spoke of his frustration", "He says that they stole a till draw".

No sub-editors in the vicinity, I presume?

[Alice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund]

Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?