JT Michelsen

Christian, father, writer, veteran.
Mostly just a work in progress.

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@Evelyn001d Well that took balls...

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@Evelyn001d You mean when the 1 year contract she signed is up? That's not dropping, that's normal business.

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@BrianFeroldi So if I hit $30 by age 35k, should I expect similar success?

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@RobinhoodApp Wow, that was so worth it...

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@catturd2 They sent him back to work?

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@mchooyah you've reached a new level of celebrity status when your autographs are popping up on my FB feed! 😂😂

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@SethWalder You made people lose their minds showing Hutchinson as the 2nd most doubled edge in the league last week. Any updates on his numbers after being invisible (and apparently single blocked) this week?

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@LLamorandier Willis - He is way too talented to pass on when you need a QB and have time to develop him.
Hutchinson - I suspect they give in to the pressure and take the guy with the lowest ceiling among the top 10.
Thibodeaux - His work ethic issues would undermine the new culture.

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@Card_Mindset @davebirkett No, 4.6. Not sure where wiki came up with that.

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@KPLC7News Stafford. He was the only one that showed up all 4 quarters.

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@007mss No way there are dead people in her basement.

You know she ate them already...

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@007mss I grew up LCMS and that's how many of us referred to ourselves.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

UFOs have been real for decades. We’ve just been trying to figure out their genders.

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@KyleKashuv My niece had a dance recital 2 weeks ago. All the dancers had to be masked. It was outside, the stage was 50 feet from the crowd, and even the soloists were masked.

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@007mss This is essentially the argument the pharisees made to Jesus...

[Seerut K. Chawla @seerutkchawla]

🧵 1/ In a culture that requires adults to constantly validate other adults, straightforward, factual, ‘no fluff’ speech is read as ‘aggressive’.

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@andreigoldfain @sbkaufman @annakaharris So I should stop holding memorial services for my fingernail clippings before I bury them?

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They always have. Wasn't that essentially the plot of Twister?

[President Dr RollerGator MVIP PhD @drrollergator]

BREAKING: TORNADOS HAVE UPGRADED N NOW LURE MEN JUST LIKE THE SEA

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@TheBrandonMorse Fixed it for you.

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@ekkiet I've argued this for years. They call disagreement a phobia to imply that you don't understand it and hate it because you fear it. It's meant to belittle, so the opposing position is seen as inferior before that position is even articulated.